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Swedish meatballs

Making meatballs then jizzing on them and giving it to your family
“Wow dad these Swedish meatballs are great
by I<3swedish meatballs May 4, 2023
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swedish banana pizza

This sex move requires you to find yourself a nice Swedish woman. and break her hib bones pushing one up and one down. Break both legs and bend them opposite one another, Similar to a helicopter. Insert your phallic member inside her body at this point. Proceed to raise your hand and grip tightly. Thrusting your arm into her collar bone effectively breaking it. at this point punch her in the throat making it difficult for her to breathe but not hard enough to make it impossible. If she moans of pain you punch her hard in the clit if she moans of pain again repeat Until she falls unconscious. at this point Go berserk on her ribs until each is broken. at this point obtain your knives and create no more than 3 stab wounds in her abdomen. Pull your phallic member out and insert it into one of the stab wounds. proceed to fuck said wound as it will be tighter than any pussy and nut in 3 minutes. at this point sprinkle tomato sauce and cheese. Creating the Swedish banana pizza.
Prisoner 1: What are you in for?
Prisoner 2: I gave my girl a wicked swedish banana pizza
by Adrianusssss12 February 27, 2017
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Swedism

A way of life, or Swedish life, in particular, Swedism is the term to describe a Swedish person who is typically blonde haired, blue eyed, or fair skinned. This can also refer to a blonde haired, blue eyed person who acts Swedish, therefore wishing to be Swedish. This term is called Swedism.
Alex: "I met this cute blonde haired, blue eyed chick named Inga in a bar with her friends and they all sang "Helan Går" before chugging two glasses of akvavit. When I tried to start a conversation they all started talking about IKEA and said "ja" a lot.

Josh: "hahaha dude that's Swedism!"
by ihategnomes October 2, 2009
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swedish cheese

This is a unique sequence of events named after a town in Sweden, where this apparently happens quite frequently. After dumping your spunk in her rear, the sauce is sucked out of the anus by the male. Once the sauce has transferred from her bowls to your mouth--the product that has been created is now known as "Swedish Cheese."
The move is completed when the "Swedish Cheese" is transferred to the ladies mouth via a deep tongue kiss. You can cap this off with a swift stinging slap of her ass to show her how much you care and appreciate all her hard work.
by skater jack daniels October 25, 2006
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Sweting like a pedo in court

Cornish Slang Cornwall England) to swet like hell)
Boy A I'm sweting like a pedo in court
Boy B well u would if u have been playing football(English Football)
by Ann The Ginger Man February 13, 2009
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The Swedish Jacuzzi

To be covered in semen all around your body.

Usually done to men in a gay orgy but the recipient can be a woman also.
Mike visited Sweden for the first time and went to a gay bar, he got The Swedish Jacuzzi there.
by jesuschristeverythingistaken September 30, 2020
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swedish rim job

gay guy licks in the inner circle around an uncircumcised dick.
Could you please quit snoodling with me and just give me a swedish rim job!
by Anna November 27, 2004
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