Swedism

A way of life, or Swedish life, in particular, Swedism is the term to describe a Swedish person who is typically blonde haired, blue eyed, or fair skinned. This can also refer to a blonde haired, blue eyed person who acts Swedish, therefore wishing to be Swedish. This term is called Swedism.

Alex: "I met this cute blonde haired, blue eyed chick named Inga in a bar with her friends and they all sang "Helan Går" before chugging two glasses of akvavit. When I tried to start a conversation they all started talking about IKEA and said "ja" a lot.

Josh: "hahaha dude that's Swedism!"

by ihategnomes October 2, 2009

swedish boy knee attack

A fearsome attack done on an opponent's knees by stabbing them. Used by well known swedish boy PewDiePie.

Chad: Ha! Got your nose!
Brad: Give it back or else!
Chad: Bet.
Brad: SWEDISH BOY KNEE ATTACK AAAAHHH *stab

by PHINEASJWHOOPY December 19, 2018

Swedish Smugness

The Swedes' uncanny ability to turn every conversation into "Our socialist way of life is better than yours because..."

Joe: "I have a toothache."

Magnus, seizing the opportunity to spread some Swedish smugness: "In Sweden, we get free preventative dentist coverage so we never get toothaches. That's why we pay 70% in taxes."

by JeezIsThisNameTaken June 5, 2014

Swedish Grapefruit

When you're titty fucking your hoe at your local Swedish big box furniture outlet in the 700 square foot apartment and squirt your man pulp on her mouth and she puts up a sour face. Then she loves you like she's got Stockholm syndrome.

I was shopping at my local Swedish big box furniture outlet with Georgette and we saw a bed and she asked me to give her a Swedish grapefruit.

by Mdogshizzle69 October 27, 2018

Swedish Pickle-juice

The accumulation of sexually excreted fluids during intercourse that creates a mixture thats pungent taste reminds the receiver of pickle juice.

Juan: Gabriella, I still taste that swedish pickle-juice from that alabama hotpocket last night.

by asianpeoplemeet.com May 12, 2016

Swedish breeze

Farting under the blanket then wafting the wind of doom into face of bed mate.

Dude I totes gave Meegan a Swedish breeze of epic proportions last night. Smelled like shrimp chili and fear.

by SLyMcGillicudy May 27, 2015

Swedish Netflix

A euphemism for The Pirate Bay, a famous BitTorrent tracker site commonly used to download movies.

bro: dude, where did you get your movies from now that blockbuster shut down?
dude: bro, i get my shit from swedish netflix.
bro: ???

by dolphinsballoon724 March 14, 2012