Steamed

The act of spamming your Twitter with Kanye quotes, and #Steamed after every sentence. Bonus points to those who favorite their own tweets.

Mate, he steamed the hell out of me last night. Did you know Kanye favorites his own tweets?

by WhiteyDoBow April 26, 2015

Cleavland Steamer

To take a huge juicy, brown, stinky dump (poop, shit w.e you wanna call it) on a person (known or just a payed hooker) before or after sex.

"Jim gave sally a cleavland steamer and it was hot as hell"

"I'd give a woman a cleavland steamer"

"Catlyn dreams of cleavland steamers in Mrs. Ford's class"

by Sexy Poo Dude January 2, 2007

Stanley Steamer

A Stanley Steamer is the act in which anal sex turns into a scat-like disaster. When you pull your cock out of the ass and you get a diarrhea surprise on your chest and/or pubic region.

Craig is asking Santa Claus for new bed sheets because they are stained with shit from the Stanley Steamer his wife gave him after Thanksgiving dinner.

by James & Ann January 5, 2008

CLEAVLAND STEAMER

This is when u take a dump on a chics chest, then make her run out in the cold and steam comes off her.

Tom: What happened with that chic Jenny from the office? She's going around saying you ain't shit.
Cleve: Damn shrimp fucked my stomach up. Told that bitch I didn't wanna fuck, but she just wouldn't stop. So when she topping me off, she screamed out, " u da shit." and i thought she said,"u can shit". Next thing you know, she was running outside throwin up from the stentch of the Cleavland Steamer I gave her.

by c.w.w September 6, 2006

stanley steamer

verb; when your partner sucks on the pubes or "carpet" of their partner to search and clean out any goodies in such area

Guy 1: Dude how was your date with Kristy last night?

Guy 2: Dude it was so nasty! I gave her a stanley steamer and found a tooth, troll doll and a bag of box tops!

Guy 1; Nasty!

by grimmith September 28, 2009

Candy Apple Steamer

When your partner defecates in your mouth & they accidently (or intentionally) let loose a hemorrhoid blood pocket.

My lady can't get enough of those candy apple steamers!

by Jimmy C. May 10, 2005

cajun steamer

A sex act that involves siphering jumbalaya inside the vagina of the female with a tube. The male (optional) then sucks it out and partaketh in it in a great feast. Tabasco sauce is optional, but encouraged.

Me and my old girl were eating at Emeril's restaraunt when I decided I was in the mood for a cajun steamer. Now she's in ICU at Grady!

by Ace Rockola March 28, 2007