A retarded little person who likes his own mom. Also, a weak slow fatass person who likes to steal from the local McDonalds.
by cyborg2.o October 30, 2018

by some 7th grader February 28, 2017

The most genuinely handsomest guy a girl can ever meet. Steven Sanchez is sexy, gorgeous and perfect in every way. If you ever meet a Steven Sanchez, keep him or you'll regret it!
by Fairy Tale September 6, 2017

by Xenomech March 2, 2007

A very suave and sexy kind of guy. Enjoys his Death Metal.
If given the chance, a Steven Austin would probably one whole Coca-Cola.
Ladies, if you approach one of this charming guys, be prepared to be treated to fine dining.
If given the chance, a Steven Austin would probably one whole Coca-Cola.
Ladies, if you approach one of this charming guys, be prepared to be treated to fine dining.
Wow, he's such a Steven Austin, he just one whole Coca-Cola whole banging the shit out of that chick.
by DylanGBaby October 3, 2010

by Fabian_6969 April 25, 2007

Someone who believes with all their heart that he's truly better than everyone at anything he does. The Truth is he sucks at absolutely everything he does.
Someone Who is classified as a Landan Stevens is someone that only runs baseline in any NBA 2k game, but since iso moves were created he found a new way to cheese.
J Ribs is the preferred Dick eat topic for a Landan. They claim J Ribs is their inspiration for competitive gaming and they believe they have the nastiest movement.
a Landan Stevens is someone who talks like they have a crazy cross in real life but when trying to cross has a very high tendency to dribble of their knee. But even when the conditions are perfect and they complete the cross it's so ugly that an eight year old would laugh.
Landan Steven's are people that wonder into groups but nobody in any group wants him.
Someone Who is classified as a Landan Stevens is someone that only runs baseline in any NBA 2k game, but since iso moves were created he found a new way to cheese.
J Ribs is the preferred Dick eat topic for a Landan. They claim J Ribs is their inspiration for competitive gaming and they believe they have the nastiest movement.
a Landan Stevens is someone who talks like they have a crazy cross in real life but when trying to cross has a very high tendency to dribble of their knee. But even when the conditions are perfect and they complete the cross it's so ugly that an eight year old would laugh.
Landan Steven's are people that wonder into groups but nobody in any group wants him.
1.You suck kid how could you possibly believe your good, you're just a Landan Stevens
2. Yo stop this Landan Steven's trash and do something besides run baseline and spam iso moves
3."Oh my, J ribs just gave the hardest rowdy strafe"
"Wow kid stop Landan Stevening"
4. Lol kid that was a Landan Stevens cross
5.Yo stop pulling a Landan Stevens and and leave us alone
2. Yo stop this Landan Steven's trash and do something besides run baseline and spam iso moves
3."Oh my, J ribs just gave the hardest rowdy strafe"
"Wow kid stop Landan Stevening"
4. Lol kid that was a Landan Stevens cross
5.Yo stop pulling a Landan Stevens and and leave us alone
by Cody Peet October 7, 2012
