Satan

Hebrew for adversary. Used to mean any enemy of the Will of God. Often misunderstood to literally mean a guy who rules a pit in the earth and has horns and stuff.

Is there really a Satan?

by Pat-rot January 26, 2004

Satanism

Satanism is comonly thought to be one who worships the devil wich is quite wrong because that would be called a Luciferrian now a Satanist is someone who only believes in themselve they believe in there own religon they believe in pleasing themselves " self indulgece" wich to most people is considered one of the 7 deadly sins But Once again a Satanist is not someone who worships the devil

"Dumb Bitch" Omg she is sucha Satanist
"Meh" umm no.......... She's Catholic
"Dumb Bitch" but she wears soo much black
"Meh" Omg.....? i hate u.....

by Jazy December 28, 2004

Joy of Satan

Joy of Satan is an anti-semitic Satanic group disliked by most other Satanic groups as not espousing true Satanic principles. Its members (also pro-Nazi and into bad costumes)have much free time and like to search out anti-Joy of Satan information on line and attempt to minimize it's effect on the unsuspecting.

Joy of Satan members found negative entries for "Joy of Satan" on Wikipedia and attempted to mitigate said entries by giving them as many "thumbs down" ratings as possible.These entries had been written with gusto and verve!
The one positive entry received numerous "thumbs up" ratings from these same goobers. Er, Satanists.

by Germanboy February 5, 2008

satan burger

1. a theoretical burger that satan makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it.
2. any burger that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although satan probably could and Jesus definately could).
3. A burger that is so hot it makes you question your faith in God.

Ouch! That's a satan burger! Es muy caliente!

by Markymarkle September 14, 2006

Feminist satanism

A mixture of feminism and satanism.They believe the satanisn is a woman and is the one that really created the world and that the God of the Bible is an imposter.

What do you think about feminist satanism?

by Deep blue 2012 December 2, 2009

Lil' Satan

Insult; A young male or female under the age of 7 that is dumb and/or retarded and makes you have extreme thought of homicide and/or suicide.

Get this bitch-ass Lil' Satan away from me.

by Tewpac & Kevinem December 11, 2004

I'd rather convert to Satanism

Phrase used to denote extreme reluctance to do a specified task or activity.

Alphonso: Hey, wanna' go with me to Utah?

Gregor: Hells no, I'd rather convert to Satanism.

by Johnny Pseudonym October 10, 2005