Driving Like a Squirrel

One who is about to make a turn but for some second waits until the last possible second to dart out into the intersection and almost gets killed in the process by an oncoming vehicle. Just to piss people off. Like the suicidal squirrels that wait to dart across the street until your car is coming in places such as Pitman, New Jersey.

Donald and I are in his jeep about to make a left turn at a light, but waiting for an approaching white vehicle to pass. Suddenly, without warning, Donald turns without waiting and almost gets sidef***ed by the oncoming vehicle. "DONNY WHAT DA ****!? YOU ARE Driving Like a Squirrel!"

Driving Like a Squirrel by Daniel G. Hays October 26, 2010

SECRET SQUIRREL

You and/or someone is up to something .......They ain't saying..

He isn't telling anyone anything,up to some secret squirrel shit again......Fucker.

SECRET SQUIRREL by GS71 October 29, 2019

Shower Squirrel 

That heinous matt of hair that collects in the drain of your shower making your tub back up and your stomach hurl.

For best results, sneak up on the shower squirrel and plunge your hand without looking, scoop up the offending hair in your clutched fingers and deposit quickly into the awaiting toilet. Make sure to close the lid immediately. Shower squirrels can be resilient little buggers. Flush. Latex gloves are optional.

Shower Squirrel by Writer MD September 23, 2009

banshee squirrel 

annoying people that are constantly getting on your case about nothing. they are pricks and dumbasses, and they tend to make random snoring noises out of no where. Shoot these people in the face!!!!!!!!

That bitch over there is a banshee squirrel, she wont ever shut the hell up.. and she constantly is like SNORING or some shit.

banshee squirrel by Kory Wilford January 14, 2008

Fried Squirrel 

A fart gone awry; an intention to release flatulence, and unintentionally poop your pants.

"I had to up and leave church 'cause I had to get some new got damned pants".

"Why?"

"Well, see I went to the bathroom to poot out, and ended up with a fried squirrel"

"I thought smelled turd during the last hymn"

"Well, you did. You did"

Fried Squirrel by Diet Sun Drop June 1, 2014

eye squirrel 

A large bushy thing that rests above the eye. Also known as the 'eye brow'

Yo did you see how big Ethan's eye squirrels are?

Yeah, they're huge!

eye squirrel by Slap mouth May 31, 2017

Information Squirrel 

Someone who obtains information or data on a subject and stores it away, whether or not they will ever look at it again.

Bob became an information squirrel when shopping for his new refrigerator while he was online and printed 166 pages of the research that he had done.

Information Squirrel by bob3d July 25, 2018