Sled Head

The act of giving someone oral sex while participating in the activity of sledding. Common in northern areas with constant snow.

Sam: Hey Tori, how was sledding?
Tori: It was good, why?
Sam: Oh nothing, just heard you and Connor had a good time, thats all.
Tori: What is that supposed to mean?
Sam: Theres a rumor that you gave him sled head.
Tori: Damn straight I did.

by waka mcwakanson March 17, 2011

spedaphor

a retarded metaphor; a comparison that makes no sense

student 1: "Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master."

Student 2: "wow that's a spedaphor!"

by Jaws 77 January 3, 2013

Sledboarding

The preferred, cheap, and redneck way of snowboarding in Kansas, in which one rides down a snow covered slope while standing on a dollar store sled. Substituting a dollar store snow sled for a snowboard.

He almost ate shit while sledboarding down the snow covered drainage ditch.

by Rolo59 February 22, 2013

sled brothers

When you and another guy have both had your dick sucked by the same girl

1-"Dude I got some good ass dome last night"

2- "Good shit dude, who was it?"

1- " that Megan girl, she knows what she's doing!"

2- "Bro! She's blown me too! It was fucking amazing, can't believe we are Sled Brothers!!"

by Charlie848842 April 23, 2014

sledgehamming

The level of intoxication and genital bruising after a long night of partying.

He woke up on the lawn with a black and blue ball and knew he was sledgehamming the night before.

by Sass Menagerie March 7, 2015

seledic

The most amazing fucking god ever to live

That seledic is amazing

by Hsjshsidks December 7, 2016

Sledgehammer

When a man with a larger penis slams his dick down onto a woman's face during sex

When me and my girl where getting it on i gave her the sledgehammer

by JupiterLOJ February 12, 2017