spedaphor

a retarded metaphor; a comparison that makes no sense

student 1: "Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master."

Student 2: "wow that's a spedaphor!"

by Jaws 77 January 3, 2013

Spedphones

the ugly noise cancelling head phones special ed kids wear

look at daniel desilva and his new spedphones, hes so hot.

by brickhands April 4, 2023

spedophobic

A phobia that means you are afraid of dumb/special people.

Eddy is spedophobic when it comes to his best friend Brad.

by jacandjill September 27, 2022

Sexaphor

A sexual metaphor, usually used for comedic effect or sometimes to disguise the truth, to make it appear more innocent.

"Rob rounded the bases with Mindy last night" is a baseball sexaphor.

by GlayceDecade July 26, 2009

semaphoremommystermaterymologists

A person who studies what a semaphoremommystermatery is.

Joanna: I want to be a semaphoremommystermaterymologist with Johnny!
Johnny: Same.
Jackson: So, you two are planning to be semaphoremommystermaterymologists?

by telephrotographicallistism April 7, 2022

semaphoremommystermaterymologists

Plural form of semaphoremommystermaterymologist.

Gar272_rett: hey i want me and jackson to be semaphoremommystermaterymologists.
J@(ks0nisep1c: Okay, fine. I'll be a semaphoremommystermaterymologist with Garrett.

by telephrotographicallistism April 7, 2022

Spedphones

Headphones that sped kids wear in school, usually come in green and occasionally blue, although other colors apply too. That kid with the spedphones might also be kids who stare down at their school device watching videos in the hallway while walking to classes.

Bro 1: Bro look at that kid over there
Bro 2: What about him?
Bro 1: He has the Spedphones
Bro 2: Oh right lmao
Sped Kid: *Stares deeply into school device*

by funny guy haha real November 2, 2023