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Spedphones
Spedphones by brickhands April 4, 2023
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spedophobic
spedophobic by jacandjill September 27, 2022
Sexaphor
A sexual metaphor, usually used for comedic effect or sometimes to disguise the truth, to make it appear more innocent.
Sexaphor by GlayceDecade July 26, 2009
semaphoremommystermaterymologists
Joanna: I want to be a semaphoremommystermaterymologist with Johnny!
Johnny: Same.
Jackson: So, you two are planning to be semaphoremommystermaterymologists?
Johnny: Same.
Jackson: So, you two are planning to be semaphoremommystermaterymologists?
semaphoremommystermaterymologists by telephrotographicallistism April 7, 2022
semaphoremommystermaterymologists
Gar272_rett: hey i want me and jackson to be semaphoremommystermaterymologists.
J@(ks0nisep1c: Okay, fine. I'll be a semaphoremommystermaterymologist with Garrett.
J@(ks0nisep1c: Okay, fine. I'll be a semaphoremommystermaterymologist with Garrett.
semaphoremommystermaterymologists by telephrotographicallistism April 7, 2022
Spedphones
Headphones that sped kids wear in school, usually come in green and occasionally blue, although other colors apply too. That kid with the spedphones might also be kids who stare down at their school device watching videos in the hallway while walking to classes.
Bro 1: Bro look at that kid over there
Bro 2: What about him?
Bro 1: He has the Spedphones
Bro 2: Oh right lmao
Sped Kid: *Stares deeply into school device*
Bro 2: What about him?
Bro 1: He has the Spedphones
Bro 2: Oh right lmao
Sped Kid: *Stares deeply into school device*
Spedphones by funny guy haha real November 2, 2023
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026