dry sperm

Grounds for impeachment when found on the dress of a president's secretary.

1.exibit A shows the dry sperm under UV light on her dress, spectacles, ponytail clip and earrings.
2.on further testing Dna of the dry sperm found to match that of Mr. Clinton

by politrix May 16, 2006

Lazy Sperm

When your girl cant get pregnant cos your sperm are too lazy to get to the egg and just call it a night and die.
If you are one of these men, unlucky.

Im about about to break down. I have lazy sperm, they get tired and die. I can never get my girl preggers.

by Chrisdamainman September 9, 2005

monkey sperm

a ruff looking blonde beard on a guy.

Stephen Pack has a long monkey sperm on his chin.

by chris pittman April 29, 2006

Obedient Sperm Receptacle

Obedient Sperm Receptacle

An insecure, pathetic human being that has no self-respect and will accept a partner that lies, cheats and treats them horribly.

Poor Renee, she's just an obedient sperm receptacle for him!

by KISSLE22 November 3, 2016

Cumikaze / Sperm Harbour

When you bust a nut in a girl and kill yourself during penetration.

How's Rachel?
Dude, she cheated on me.
What the fuck?! Are you okay, man?
Yeah. I'm thinking about Cumikaze / Sperm Harbour-ing her.

by BentLeg25 August 13, 2020

I want sperm

I want you to be happy

Teacher: I want sperm
Kid: :)

by igffhdsj January 28, 2020

Rotten Chili Sperm

Perfect Insult for disgusting men.

Person 1: "That George deserved going to jail, he was always just rotten chili sperm."
Person 2: "Good Riddance"

by Nenemouse. May 25, 2021