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Regurgitated Flower Sperm 

honey.

(the tasty stuff you put on toast, bisquits, sopaipillas, and sometimes in tea)
((because pollen is flower jizz and beez spit it back up into the honeycomb to make the honey))
(((technically it's also snowballed by mouth to mouth transfer normally done between a field bee and one of the hive bees)))
Mom, could you please pass the regurgitated flower sperm?
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Redneck Sperm Bank 

The act of jizzing in the family pool and getting multiple girls pregnant....
Grandmom: how did you get knocked up again??

Mom: I went swimming in your pool...

Son: OH FUCK

thats a redneck sperm bank...

dry sperm 

Grounds for impeachment when found on the dress of a president's secretary.
1.exibit A shows the dry sperm under UV light on her dress, spectacles, ponytail clip and earrings.
2.on further testing Dna of the dry sperm found to match that of Mr. Clinton
dry sperm by politrix May 16, 2006

Lazy Sperm 

When your girl cant get pregnant cos your sperm are too lazy to get to the egg and just call it a night and die.
If you are one of these men, unlucky.
Im about about to break down. I have lazy sperm, they get tired and die. I can never get my girl preggers.
Lazy Sperm by Chrisdamainman September 9, 2005

monkey sperm

a ruff looking blonde beard on a guy.
Stephen Pack has a long monkey sperm on his chin.
monkey sperm by chris pittman April 29, 2006

Obedient Sperm Receptacle

Obedient Sperm Receptacle

An insecure, pathetic human being that has no self-respect and will accept a partner that lies, cheats and treats them horribly.
Poor Renee, she's just an obedient sperm receptacle for him!

Cumikaze / Sperm Harbour 

When you bust a nut in a girl and kill yourself during penetration.
How's Rachel?
Dude, she cheated on me.
What the fuck?! Are you okay, man?
Yeah. I'm thinking about Cumikaze / Sperm Harbour-ing her.