Snarted

Accidentally and or unintentionally pushing out a booger or snot when sneezing, usually with quite some force. Closely related to the act of sharting, but now from the other end.

*Achoo!*
"Ah dude, I just snarted"

by JullieDullieBullie February 24, 2025

Snarted a snooger

When you sneeze fart and cough up a snooger at the same time.

I snarted a snooger on our first date and oh well, that was fun while it lasted.

by Chachi Comachi February 27, 2025

Snarty

snarty (noun)

Snow day party. Basically a darty, but colder, where people drink less for blackout to forget sleeping with a mid sorority girl and more for warmth. Usually thrown by a frat where everyone pretends they aren’t freezing their tits off while playing beer die in the snow and chain-smoking cigarettes as the mountain of Coors Light in your hand slowly turns icy blue.

“Classes got canceled, so we’re heading to a snarty at the pike house”

by secsucks February 3, 2026

Snart

A combination of either a simultaneous snore and fart, snotty noseblow and fart, snort and fart, sniffle and fart, or any combination of the the aforementioned examples of uppermost respiratory and lowermost digestive tract offensive noises. Can be experienced by the same person or by multiple people within auditory proximity voicing all possible examples simultaneously. Can be experienced by an unlimited number of human beings simultaneously such as in a "snart wave" moving around a stadium at a sporting event or moving through an entire urban population. Context sensitive.

Bob had a bad head cold and snarted when he blew his nose and farted simultaneously. He had eaten a bean and vegetable dish at an earlier meal. Later that day, Bob's friend Jim recounted that he had been at his son's elementary school flag football championship game and had experienced a stadium snart wave composed of simultaneous snores, snot blows, sniffles, snorts, and farts due to the combination of sleepy grandparents, parents with colds, and many consuming chips with chili and queso from the concession stand.

by Velvet Tongue February 23, 2026

Snirt

A combination of snow and dirt.

The snow plow pushed the pristine snow into piles of snirt

by Cliff King June 4, 2025

Snirt

When you relieve constipation by snorting black pepper, resulting in the fecal blockage being snitted out of your ass.

I always keep pepper by the toilet in case the need to snirt arrives.

by GenderDysphoriaIsAnIllness July 12, 2025

Slurtastious

Flirting romantically with others using slurs

Sarah: God, your such a little dyke c'mere.

Emily: Oh my god you're so slurtastious!

by renniy August 9, 2025