Schrodinger's Honkey

When asians are only POCs when it benefits other POCs.
News: "2 asians were attacked by a white nationalist earlier today, coming only a week after last weeks incident when a stranger attacked an asian woman on the streets."

Bob: "Hey how come they told us what color skin the attacker was today but not last week?"

Kim: "Schrodinger's Honkey man."
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Snirt

When you relieve constipation by snorting black pepper, resulting in the fecal blockage being snitted out of your ass.
I always keep pepper by the toilet in case the need to snirt arrives.
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