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snarty (noun)
Snow day party. Basically a darty, but colder, where people drink less for blackout to forget sleeping with a mid sorority girl and more for warmth. Usually thrown by a frat where everyone pretends they aren’t freezing their tits off while playing beer die in the snow and chain-smoking cigarettes as the mountain of Coors Light in your hand slowly turns icy blue.
Snow day party. Basically a darty, but colder, where people drink less for blackout to forget sleeping with a mid sorority girl and more for warmth. Usually thrown by a frat where everyone pretends they aren’t freezing their tits off while playing beer die in the snow and chain-smoking cigarettes as the mountain of Coors Light in your hand slowly turns icy blue.
by secsucks February 3, 2026
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