shiterature

Reading material intended specifically for reading whilst taking a shit.

I need to subscribe to National Geographic. It would be great shiterature.

by nikkskidoo October 5, 2013

Shiterature

Any reading material used during bowel movements

What's a number 2 with no shiterature?

by Shadow Banks January 24, 2015

sniper cool

An autocorrect fail that's actually winning after an attempt to type "super cool."

Joe: Oh yeah. I went to the NIN concert in Japan last spring.
Liza: Seriously?! That's sniper cool!
Liza: *super cool

by pinkpanther90 May 8, 2014

Shiterature

Literature one reads while on the crapper.

Person 1: "are you ok?"
Person 2: "yah I just gotta crap."
Person 1: "here take this shiterature to keep you entertained."

by 9873737 July 7, 2015

Sniper Focus

A special moment of complete focus that rejects all outer stimuli in order to achieve greatness, usually in the videogame scene. When someone is in this state of mind, that person does not respond nor does he or she acknowledge another person due to the extreme amount of focus one person is in.

Sniper Focus should not be confused with Runner's High, as one is based on skill rather than endurance

common name(s) for Sniper Focus are
"In the Zone"

"In Complete Zen"

by Uncle Rubixisms October 23, 2015

shiterti

When you take a shit into someone's mouth, and they love it so much, that they shove it back up your butt so it can happen again

Maryann loves shiterti done to her

by Pizza=anal January 15, 2016

Shitertainer

Entertaining people who are taking a shit.

Jonah always texts me when he's taking a shit. I'm his shitertainer.

by Woofwoof21 May 10, 2016