Cum smoothie

A cum smoothie

Hey, do you wanna make a cummie? They are cum smoothies.

by 70476328 June 13, 2017

Jay Smooth

When someone who enjoys anal pleasures takes a steaming hot shit on a hairy man's chest. This is usually followed by vomit and a premature ejaculation from an extremely small penis.

I went down to downtown Parkersburg last night to pick up a male hooker. I hate having to pay extra for a good Jay Smooth

by Dman12345 May 4, 2009

smoothy

n. cleanly or freshly shaven cock and balls

I just got done shavin' my dong so that I could give my gf a smoothy tonight.

by pepsimax11 May 10, 2009

smooth sailing

adj.
The lack of teeth dragging during fellatio.

"That bitch was smooth sailing!"

"She wasn't smooth sailing and now I'm not going to be able to fuck for two months!"

"That homeless bum can smooth sail all night for some crack."

by C Witt July 23, 2008

smooth jazz

A slang phrase of affirmation, meaning "okay", "cool", and or "that's what I'm talkin' about!".

Man #1 - "Hey, we're gonna be late if we don't leave now. Where are you?"
Man #2 - "I'm outside. I just pulled into the driveway."
Man #3 - "Smooth Jazz."

Guy A - "How did the game go? Did you do anything special?
Guy B - "We won by one point. I hit the game-winner."
Guy A - "Smooth Jazz!"

by M. Bracey January 8, 2009

Keepin It Gutta, Smooth as Butta Baby

It's a real good. It's Nuthin'.

"Man, I'm Keepin It Gutta, Smooth as Butta Baby!"

by Florissa October 2, 2005

Smoothbrain

Smoothing out your brain will also negatively affect your intelligence and reason, this is precisely why smooth-brainers are often called "stupid hippies" or "vegans" by lower class citizens because they seem to become increasingly stupid as they level up. This will however all pay off in the end, when you reach the ultimate goal of unity with the universe. The path to godlike status is and literally goes through the "rough", which is also why around half of the worlds population decide to stay in this lower level of "rough" class brainers, which usually leads to a steady decline of their life into a criminal and abuse filled life-path, which always tends to end in horrible death.

Look at that idiot he must have a smoothbrain

by Smoothbrainer69 October 22, 2020