Skeet Roulette

When a guy has sex with many females in a short period of time and skeets in them all and hopes none get pregnant.

Bob: I heard you be on the streets playing skeet roulette with these hoes.
Dave: Yeah, and I've been winning. None of them are pregnant yet.

by Abyssal Seraph August 26, 2013

skeet nug

A nugget (or, by extension, a person/place/thing/idea) of less than desirable standing; one that possesses such qualities, an insult

Amber was being a skeet nug to me today at work, what is her problem?

by Francisco, El Specialisto July 23, 2011

Yeet and skeet

The good ole Dwight tactic. Yeeting and skeeting is when u date/have sex with someone and throw them away like the condom u had sex with em with.

Me:Maaan, I gave that bitch the heave ho

Friend: The what?
Me: You know ejaculate and evacuate
Friend: What?

Me: You know... yeet and skeet
Friend: Ooooohhhh. Niiiicccee

by Big thiccy boi July 8, 2019

Aimware > Skeet

When an enraged aimware user shits about skeet being worse, because of him losing against it.

xaNe: BRO U BETTER BUY AIMWARE!
*gets tapped by skeet next round*
xaNe: NICE SERVER SIDE BRO FUCK OFF NIGGA I FUCK UR MOM 24/7 CUZ AIMWARE > SKEET.

by sovietguy November 24, 2017

doodoo skeet

The process of jerking off after or during a shit. A doodoo skeet only happens once you nut and finish the shit, but you must finish the shit first or else it won’t be a doodoo skeet.

Person 1: hey man where are you? We’ve been waiting for hours.
Person 2: sorry bro I just have to finish this doodoo skeet!
Person 1: oh sorry my bad man carry on, I know how important your doodoo skeets are.

by RonaBona April 25, 2022

uncle skeet

the uncle who just wants to skeet all the way inside your butthole

"uhh my ass, what an uncle skeet"

by Uncle_Skeet May 5, 2018

The skeet god

A person who skeets toward the point where his skeet is now transparent

Oh shit bro ur the skeet god said jackie

by bill cosby number 1 February 2, 2018