Simp

A man who does anything to get into a woman’s pants, but is in the end is un-successful in doing Doing so

Man, chad bought Jessica a new bag, he’s getting no pussy that Simp

by xNecrome April 1, 2020

Simp

Harald gay

Me: hey look at that simp, harald gay
Friend: ok

by Super straight man! December 20, 2019

Simp

Owen

Owen is a simp

by chasethenibba March 27, 2020

Simp

Squirrels in my pants

"Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels in my pants."(Simp)

by martha😁was🥰an🙃average🐕dog. June 10, 2020

simp

Is a type of person that is head over heels in love with someone without realising they are very and truely fucken cringe .

Oh my days, Marcus is such a simp for Boba.

by lil.kymchi July 10, 2020

Simp

A person, usually by the name of David, who will drop to his knees and do anything at any woman's command.

Ay, why the hell was Jack being such a simp? You'd think his name was David or some shit.

by TruthspeakerSimpkiller April 3, 2020

Simp

A guy who prioritizes hanging out with girls and forgoes fraternizing with the boys in hope of getting pussy from said girls who friendzone him. Commonly associated with the name Jordan.

"Yo, Fredrick hasn't been hanging out with us. What's going on?"

"He's being a simp over some chick he met."

by Jesus's Crackrocks April 8, 2020