Shrimping With The Seamen

When 2 men ejaculate into each others asses and then enjoy a shrimp cocktail together dipping the shrimp into the freshly ejaculated filled asshole.

After an intense figure skating competition Roy and his partner Simon relaxed on the couch with a nice Shrimping with the Seamen.

by WhYsOs3riOuS? February 6, 2024

Shrimp

Word used to replace some curse words in a school setting. Mostly to annoy teachers so that you don't get in trouble, but are clearly cursing without cursing.

What is the bull-shrimp?!
You've gotta be shrimpin' kidding me.

Stop capping. That shrimp's not funny bruh.

by Dr.Pstandsonbusiness February 6, 2024

Bacon Wrapped Shrimp

When an overconfident man wears a Magnum condom despite having a tiny motherfucking penis.

It slipped off that Bacon Wrapped Shrimp without me even noticing....took 20 minutes to fish it out of my pussy.

by MsNefertiti December 9, 2023

shrimp head

a big shrimp head

shrimp head- “bro stop shitting on me”

by clonkpiggy December 11, 2023

Shrimp

A shrimp is a person, typically female, who has an sexy body but an ugly face.

“I went home with a girl I met at the bar last night, she was a total shrimp bro. Was still 100% worth it.”

by ClassificationDelta December 16, 2023

scoliotic shrimp syndrome

When your posture is so fucking bad you more closely resemble a shrimp with scoliosis than a human being (removes several inches off height)

Divi: That crippling artist’s back is so bent over!
Angi: They must have scoliotic shrimp syndrome!

by live laugh yarn December 27, 2022

Shrimp

1. gorg face but ugly body
2. ugly face but gorg body

“That one girl on tiktok is a shrimp”

by 1422<333 January 2, 2023