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707 x Shrimp 

I know. i know.

but its cute you know?

Shrimp hates seven and don't you find that odd??

always like "At least Seven" or "707.."
So how about i made them a fanfic?? well i did, about two and they loved it.
707 x Shrimp by Hanaaseeeee September 15, 2021

Three pounds of shrimp 

When a girl has a large ass.
Damn that girl has three pounds of shrimp in her freezer!!!

doing the shrimp

Doing the shrimp is the act of doing the do with a girl that has an ugly face but a succulent body.
"Why would you have seggs with her, she's so ugly, look at her face"
"I just did 'the shrimp' to her. Face off, body in"

"Alex is doing the shrimp to her, hehehe"

Off The Shrimp 

A belittling statement you tell a smaller person meaning stop talking so much.
A 4-11 guy walks in the bar, he's talking hella crap to everyone saying he can whoop everyones ass, that's when you walk up and say "OFF THE SHRIMP"

Willy’s Shrimp Shack 

When a man convinces a drunk woman to go home with him from the bar, drives her to a random house for sale down the road, takes her inside and cuffs her wrists behind her to her ankles in a bedroom closet. He pours a beer over her then he receives intense slobbery oral sex from the woman then treats her to a creamy surprise dessert filling her mouth to complete the meal. He then uncuffs her and runs out of the house disappearing into the night as she falls asleep in the closet.
Jessie: Girl, i was so wasted last night! I woke up in a random house for sale in the closet and all i can taste is sea salt and my jaw hurts. What did i drink last night?

Janice: Oh my gosh! You seriously don’t remember that guy Chad atvthe bar taking you home with him? He must’ve gave you a Willy’s shrimp shack!

Bacon Wrapped Shrimp 

When an overconfident man wears a Magnum condom despite having a tiny motherfucking penis.
It slipped off that Bacon Wrapped Shrimp without me even noticing....took 20 minutes to fish it out of my pussy.