Chicken N' Cheese

When you have passionate, sloppy sex with a woman that has a raging yeast infection.

Overall, it was good, and I guess I'd do it again, despite the stank that came with that Chicken N' Cheese.

by MsNefertiti December 9, 2023

Bacon Wrapped Shrimp

When an overconfident man wears a Magnum condom despite having a tiny motherfucking penis.

It slipped off that Bacon Wrapped Shrimp without me even noticing....took 20 minutes to fish it out of my pussy.

by MsNefertiti December 9, 2023