When a gentleman is shagging a woman with an unshaven private area, upon reaching ejaculation, he screams RAAAANNNCCCHHHH (pulls out) DRESSINNNNGGG!!!!! and ejaculates all over her pubic hair.
bitch was licking my asshole until someone turned on the light and exposed my poop resin. "you better put some [tossed salad dressing'" on that ass son" she said.