Tomatoed a Salad

The act of a Male stuffing his testicles into ones asshole.

Wyatt: How was your date last night
Robbie: Let's just say I tomatoed a salad last night

by SHAZAAAM9970 July 4, 2018

salad dump

When one ingests large amounts of salad, shits it into their bed/resting place, and sleeps in it.

Hey, Dana, I had a bad day. I might be in for a salad dump tonight

by Wetsandwxch February 15, 2019

Salad in a pasty

A phrase by Phillip Schofield during his show with Jamie Oliver. Jamie Oliver said to put salad into a pasty (British pastry that can only include meat, onion, salt and pepper), thus surprising Phillip Schofield.

Jamie Oliver: If you open up a little pocket and shove some of that salad in there ...
Phillip Schofield: SALAD IN A PASTY, YOU FILTHY PERVERT!!!

by JackFrogs December 9, 2021

gream salad

when you shit, piss and cream you self at the same time.

person A: dude i just gream salad

person b: what?

by chris_luva February 2, 2022

Ambrosia salad

A insult to the white person, aka cracker . A very insulting term...

Hey cracker example hey ambrosia salad shut up

by TOOTSWEETS January 22, 2021

Bournemouth Salad

The quintessential British dinner. A mixture of mostly brown/beige foods all combined into a glorious buffet of joy. Made by parents who can't be bothered with creativity or seasoning.

Jim: Guess what I had for dinner last night!
Kim: What?
Jim: A bloody Bournemouth Salad that's what!

by bogbaka April 28, 2021

Basement Salad

A sexual manoeuvre that involves weird, dirty, often scatological components.

Man, I was fooling around with Angie last night when she wanted me to give her a basement salad - I said “no way” and split...

by mowolf May 18, 2021