sorcerers sack

also known as the philosopher's sack
n. a magical pouch, made of a dried scrotum of a powerful magician/sorcerer. sorcerers sacks are extremely rare, as nobody wants to sacrifice their ballsack. the sack has many valuable qualities/properties:
1. able to expand indefinitely without increase in size (unlimited sotrage)
2. while wearing the sorcerers sack the user's waste products are instantly transfered to the sack
3. the sorcerers sack must be worn around the neck
The sorcerers sack must be emptied once a month lest it get too heavy
"i put on my sorcerers sack and i easily made the 10 hour drive from new york"

"i forgot to empty my sorcerers sack and now my neck is sore"
by porkch0p October 22, 2005
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pimp sack

Term used for a badass. Even more pimp than that of a regular pimp.
"Man Keith, you are such a pimp sack"
by Scott Jimmy February 02, 2007
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sack of crap

A sack that is full of shit, Sean O' Brien
Me: Sean, you're a big Irish sack of crap
Sean: Fuck you, Daniel.
by DumbWoob May 15, 2004
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ball sack

"i was hit in the head with your ball sack"- baseball player#1
"oh, im sorry, i didnt mean to hit you, my balls are huge and i really cant control them"- baseball player#2
by MRMOPAR1990 December 18, 2012
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dime sack

In the drug trade, a reference to:

1 - A small amount of pot (generally worth appx $10)

2 - Very small baggies (about 1cm x 1cm) that a rock of crystalline substance (ie, crack cocaine, crystal meth ) can fit in, often worth appx $10.
I fell back into active addiction after I saw the dime sack and chose to smoke it.
by pozcircuitboy September 16, 2004
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sack whack

a vicious frontal attack on one's genitals
also can be referred to as a jimmy sack whack or a jimmy tap

"Hey whats up, Owwww...Why'd you give me a jimmy tap?"
by Beegis June 23, 2006
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cum sack

Someone who holds cum in some place in there body; I.E. Butthole, mouth, vagina etc.

A person who is a fucking bastard.

by Rporter February 25, 2008
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