Slinky jerk

The act of masterbating without an erection.

or for girls;

The act of masterbating a guy who doesn't have an erection.

"Oh man, I did a slinky jerk today but stopped when I got a hard on. I have control".

"Dammit Jacob, whats wrong with your penis, I don't want to slinky jerk, you're on your own".

by Justin_Ley October 2, 2006

Stinky Cheech

the act of inserting ones digit (finger) into the anus of another and then wiping the fecal matter from said finger onto your upper lip area creating a "Cheech Marin" look. The fecal matter will undoubtedly stink, hence the Stinky Cheech.

Mary was a little surprised when little Jonnie performed a Stinky Cheech at the holiday office saurez!

by muzzard67 December 7, 2009

stinky clinker

a turd so big, hard, and nasty that it will never make it out of your septic tank.

I'm glad I got the toilet to suck down that stinky clinker.

by supa21 July 6, 2010

Stinkybumhead

A little brother who is stinky and wheres the same socks for weeks in a row, and has a stench that keeps people away for miles

Colton is a stinkybumhead.

by Michael86Hawk April 13, 2011

Stinky slipper

(n) when you are wiping with thin toilet paper, usually from the school, and you apply so much pressure to wipe that you slip and get poo all over you balls.

Guy:my gooch is crusty.

Guy1: why?
Guy: I pulled a stinky slipper.

by Cjames_dog September 8, 2011

Cum Slinky

The process where a male ejaculates into his partners' open hand, then the partner swaps the cum from hand to hand in the motion much like they would use with a real slinky, but in this case the slinky is made of cum.

Man, last night i busted in Julie's hand and she played with my seed like it was a cum slinky!

by Vasken October 18, 2008

Stinky Mitten

When you insert your entire hand into the eager anus of another.

I gave Greg a stinky mitten when he bent over to pick up his tattered underwear.

by Honji Doctor June 26, 2010