Seattle Skydive

Verb

in the family of Pittsburgh Plunge, Philidelphia Fist, Cleveland Steamer, etc.

Similar to the Pittsburgh Plunge but instead of sticking your head in, the whole body must go (OH THE HORROR!!!)

THE SEATTLE SKYDIVE

Yeah, that was pretty nasty.
Yeah well last night i went all the way in.
WAT!?!?
Yeah, I Seattle Skydove that bitch; stood on the edge of the couch and BAM! I was in like a pineapple in Hitler's ass.

by !6ROB9! January 18, 2008

seattle sex

Since Seattle only has ugly bitches you need to find an ugly bitch and fuck her.

I had Seattle Sex with another bitch now I got the Clap.

by Tant Lover November 16, 2006

twot swatter

1. When a female prevents another female from accepting or pursuing the interest of male.
2. When a female prevents another female from achieving a goal.

Example:
GirlA:Ima go talk to that guy over there and see whats good.
GirlB: Ok.
Guy:Hey, I noticed you over there, I was waiting for.
GirlA: Hi, Wow cool. Just taking my time making sure you were looking at me. So whats your name?
GirlB: Hi, my name is ____ . Sorry I took so long, to come over. I was getting her and me a drink. This is my friend___(GirlA). So what is your drink (Guy)? What is your name by the way?
GirlA: Hey! Stop being a twot swatter___(GirlB)! I'm trying to snagg this guy so back off!

by 1713Queen December 8, 2010

Seattle

Seattle is an amazing city. But for people who have never actualy been... were not crazy... Some how all the T.V. directors on "The X Factor", "American Idol", "America's Got Talent" and other shows got to gether and said "Hey lets make Seattle look crazy" So our citizens dont actualy all look like crazy prostitutes...

"Hey have you ever been to Seattle? I heard there coffee is great!"

by lovefrome October 26, 2011

Swatted

When you get all tatted up with Swastika tattoos.

Hey is that your new swastiker' tat'? DAMN, you swatted up!

by Radiotwin July 23, 2011

Seattle Strongarm

The act of simultaneously, or consecutively, defecating and masturbating in a coffee shop restroom

I was all pent up on my road trip until I stopped off at a Starbucks and gave myself a Seattle Strongarm.

by Surrealyo September 3, 2012

scatty bitch

A real dirty scatty bitch / norse, can be used against anyone who has a slight discolouration to skin or clothes, usualy on the wiffy side, needless to say there's a few scatty bitches out there.

sone woman asked me for money I told that scatty bitch to step off.

by Scat spotter February 19, 2015