sumpstpug

A sumpstpug is someone who is irritating to listen to or just someone who is simply a dumbass.

"Bro Kalob is such a sumpstpug! I hate when he tries talking to us."

by Theman0303 February 14, 2024

Stump jumping

The act of a female jumping from dick to dick.

I've been told from multiple friends Kelly been stump jumping between 5 diff guys.

by Cantinfluence May 5, 2024

stumpless

Speechless beyond anything before

That fucker had me stumpless

by T-dik May 7, 2024

slumpster

someone who creates and indulges in slumpy stew

that guy Fanum T. is a real slumpster. I saw him sipping the slumpy stew in ohio !

by camillelavigne May 22, 2024

Stumping

Engaging in intercourse with a person who lacks one or more limb(s).

We should totally go stumping tomorrow night.

by weinerboy1234 June 1, 2024

Stump N' Tug

When a man or woman who is missing legs pulls on your necklace, stethoscope, or other appendage.

When I leaned in to kiss her, she gave me an aggressive stump n' tug.

by spankendorf December 6, 2024

Strumps

Is when lumps form due to stress or laughter. Often times found on the back of the head or neck. These go away within 10 to 15 mins.

Wow today was so stressfull, that I got strumps on the back of my head.!
Quit making me laugh, I'm getting strumps again.

by Squeakysunflower 25 December 31, 2024