Squirt Incident

When your on call and you ask a girl if they squirt, she then goes silent and your sitting there, regretting your choice forever. Your aquaintences find out and they make fun of you for it forever, and then you skip the next few weeks because you think shes gonna come up to you and yell at you infront of everyone even though she doesnt even show up anywhere near you.

"Hey, do you squirt?!?!" - Weird dude
"Ew" - The Girl
This is the Squirt Incident

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Sea Squirt

To ejaculate into the ocean.

"I wonder if deep sea fish are just the product of someone's sea squirt meeting Nemo."

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Squirt Lurking

The desperate act of performing sexual favors for drugs and/or money. Ultimately resulting in squirting of a sexual nature.

She ran out of money so she was squirt lurking for her next fix.

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mississippi squirt

When you assfuck a Betty and she farts out cum and ass juice when you pull out

Snowboarder chicks are fun fuck puppets but keep it out of her ass if you’re not down for the Mississippi squirt!

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Squirt ( soda )

Squirt ( soda ) - Squirt is a caffeine-free, grapefruit-flavored, carbonated soft drink, created in 1938 in Phoenix, Arizona. Squirt competes primarily against The Coca-Cola Company's Fresca.

Squirt was created by Herb Bishop in 1938. Squirt was manufactured in the Beet Sugar Factory in Glendale, Arizona until 1981.

July 9, 2018, Keurig acquired the Dr Pepper Snapple Group in an $18.7 billion deal. The combined company was renamed Keurig Dr Pepper

Squirt ( soda )

Type : Soft drink
Manufacturer: Keurig Dr Pepper
Country of origin : United States
Region of origin : Phoenix, Arizona
Introduced :1938
Flavor: Grapefruit soda pop
Variants: Grapefruit, Grapefruit Zero Sugar, Ruby Red

Squirt ( soda )

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