squirted

when chicken juice falls out of the plastic

oh my god the chicken squirted all over me

by sophia digian and carolkenzie July 24, 2021

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squirt boating

the process where one jizzes on a girls tits and then proceeds to motorboat them

John: "Did you see that new nurse on 9 West?"
Justin: "Shit yeah dude, I'd love to take her squirt boating sometime!"
John: "What the hell is squirt boating?"
Justin: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, you sorry ass chode."

by squirt boating mofo March 27, 2014

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fire fighting squirt

Heavy ejaculation from a woman's vagina.

" we where fucking, she had those fire fighting squirt(s) and I slipped on the linoleum."

by Smuchuu January 17, 2022

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squirt locker

1. (noun.) Female equivalent to the spank bank; synonym of flick file.

Did you see Channing Tatum in Magic Mike XXL? I popped a lady boner and totally put it in the squirt locker.

by Ben Segal April 26, 2016

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Squirt Purse

Squirt Purse is a slang term for female genitalia or can also be used when referring to a particularly active female ejaculation.

The term originates from Portsmouth dated 27/02/2022.
Often it can also be used as a term of endearment or in times of rage it can be used to show someone’s frustration.
Squirt Purses can also be found in Oceanic Wildlife as both Octopus and Squid will use them to eject ink when threatened or panicked.

Wow, he got me right in the squirt purse.

I can believe you did that! You absolute Squirt Purse!
Ah come here and give me a hug you cheeky little Squirt Purse.
Notice how the Octopus expels ink using its Squirt Purse, when the diver got too close.

by MrMitchybabe July 28, 2022

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