first squirt

The act of ejaculating inside of a woman just a little bit(only the first “squirt” or two that comes out), and then pulling out late to make it seem like you fully pulled out. The “first squirt” is often used to baby-trap a very attractive female who’s only form of contraception is telling the man to pull out.

Me: “Bro did you creampie that dime piece u hooked up with from the bar last night?”
Friend: “Dude I wish, she told me to pull out but you best BELIEVE I hit her with the first squirt!”

by DanMarinoJr September 19, 2022

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Herschel Squirts

When a man has unprotected sex with many women and it results in many kids to different mothers.

He has 4 kids to 4 different women. He suffers from a major case of the Herschel Squirts.

by RozMaToz October 6, 2022

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Squirt-pump

1. majick liquids that generate enormous profit

Computer salesman are good at marketing squirt-pumps.

by Allcity82 January 12, 2022

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fire fighting squirt

Heavy ejaculation from a woman's vagina.

" we where fucking, she had those fire fighting squirt(s) and I slipped on the linoleum."

by Smuchuu January 16, 2022

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Squirt

The act of expelling liquid during a female orgasm. Contrary to popular belief, this liquid does not come out of the woman's vagina, but in fact is scientifically proven to be mostly urine and is expelled from the urethra.

Those cam girls who brag about being able to squirt, really need to go to a urologist. They're incontinent.

by TheOneBallWonder December 19, 2021

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