lip smacker

when a woman farts while seated, causing the air to be forced between her labia , making a raspberry noise.

While riding in the car , Cindy farted so hard it made a lip smacker.

by ceesaw December 28, 2007

sally smack

This act of dominance is similar to Molly-whopping, but instead of using the dick, you use your ball sack for the smacking.

"Dude, she wouldn't shut up or make me a sammich, so i just whipped out my package and sally smacked the woman!

by TheSallySmackingSexPony April 21, 2010

Poop Daddy Smack

Same as Homey G Dawg

Hey, look at that Poop Daddy Smack, thinking he's all gangsta.

by BlackMeowCat July 13, 2004

smacker in the crapper

To ejaculate into a toilet

If he's not giving birth to a bum-baby in there then it's a case of "smacker in the crapper".

by Jebadiah June 19, 2004

smack patty

1.SMACKa quick sharp noise which can be made by rapidly compressing or penetrating a penis against or into a PATTYa little pie / mound in this case a clean shaven wet vagina.

2. A hot wet vagina typically clean shaven allowing a "smack" sound to be present upon each cock thrust.

I love banging her hot little smack patty.

She loves my sewing maching ass powering my shaft as it relentlessly pounds in and out of her helpless smack patty.

by pie master August 12, 2006

turd smack

someone who is a big loser, the biggest wanker you've ever met

God Jason you're such a turd smack

by Crystal Ernsting July 27, 2006

Tree Smacker

When you wipe your ass with your forearm and let the shit dry until it hardens like tree bark, then smack someone in the face with it.

Jeffrey got hit with a tree smacker.

by John Que December 1, 2007