Broom Closet

The orafice located at the end of your digestive tract, butthole.

You don't want to go in there...its just a broom closet.

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

Buzz Bunny

A tool used to excite the female organs, usually shaped like a phallus, and having a bunny or bunny ears at the base of the phallus to stimulate the clitoris.

I was so tired and stressed out today, that when I got home, I played with my blue buzz bunny.

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

TaylorTucky

Taylor, Michigan. Named Taylortucky because everybody sports mullets, drives rustangs, pick up trucks, wears wife beaters and drinks Old Milwaukee beer. Drop out rate in schools is high, most graduates and drop outs resort to drugs, and continue living with their parents.

Tucky was added at the end, because majority of the residents migrated from kentucky.

What does a Taylor girl do when she gets up in the morning? Goes home.

That is so Taylortucky.

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

Chicken Patty

same as Flapjacks, the sack left behind dangling in between your dogs legs, after he is neutered

OMG The Dog looks like he has a Chicken Patty flapping around between his legs!

by BlackMeowCat July 14, 2004

Soup Can

A poop that is as wide as it is long, usually unflushable.
Men are mainly capable of producing such atrocities.

Hey man....do you have a butter knife? I just shit a soup can.

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

Coke Nail

A super long pinkie nail. Derived from the term used by druggies to sniff coke.

Hey....I just broke my coke nail...I was really liking it too.

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

FlapJacks

When your dog gets neutered, the empty sack that remains. Resembles a FlapJack.

Also See Chicken Patty

OMG, Look at Troopers FlapJacks! he doesn't even know theres nothing there!

by BlackMeowCat July 14, 2004