Broom Closet

The orafice located at the end of your digestive tract, butthole.
by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004
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Buzz Bunny

A tool used to excite the female organs, usually shaped like a phallus, and having a bunny or bunny ears at the base of the phallus to stimulate the clitoris.
I was so tired and stressed out today, that when I got home, I played with my blue buzz bunny.
by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004
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Chicken Patty

same as Flapjacks, the sack left behind dangling in between your dogs legs, after he is neutered
OMG The Dog looks like he has a Chicken Patty flapping around between his legs!
by BlackMeowCat July 14, 2004
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Soup Can

A poop that is as wide as it is long, usually unflushable.
Men are mainly capable of producing such atrocities.
Hey man....do you have a butter knife? I just shit a soup can.
by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004
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Coke Nail

A super long pinkie nail. Derived from the term used by druggies to sniff coke.
Hey....I just broke my coke nail...I was really liking it too.
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Cookie Stain

the stain that is left behind on your black jeans after a naked girl sits on your lap.
Aughhh get her off me, she's cookie staining my pants!
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Vampire Twinkie

A Red Velvet Cake, shaped like a Twinkie. The Dark Red color resembles blood.
Hey, they have my favorite snack cake in the vending machine, Vampire Twinkies!
by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004
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