Definitions by BlackMeowCat

Soup Can 

A poop that is as wide as it is long, usually unflushable.
Men are mainly capable of producing such atrocities.

Hey man....do you have a butter knife? I just shit a soup can.

Soup Can by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

Vampire Twinkie

A Red Velvet Cake, shaped like a Twinkie. The Dark Red color resembles blood.

Hey, they have my favorite snack cake in the vending machine, Vampire Twinkies!

Vampire Twinkie by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

Broom Closet 

The orafice located at the end of your digestive tract, butthole.

You don't want to go in there...its just a broom closet.

Broom Closet by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

Cookie Stain

the stain that is left behind on your black jeans after a naked girl sits on your lap.

Aughhh get her off me, she's cookie staining my pants!

Cookie Stain by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

Tongue Fu Twa 

the act of orally pleasuring a woman, by sticking your tongue in and out of her hole.

Hey, baby, how about some Tongue Fu Twa?

Tongue Fu Twa by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

Coke Nail 

A super long pinkie nail. Derived from the term used by druggies to sniff coke.

Hey....I just broke my coke nail...I was really liking it too.

Coke Nail by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

TaylorTucky 

Taylor, Michigan. Named Taylortucky because everybody sports mullets, drives rustangs, pick up trucks, wears wife beaters and drinks Old Milwaukee beer. Drop out rate in schools is high, most graduates and drop outs resort to drugs, and continue living with their parents.

Tucky was added at the end, because majority of the residents migrated from kentucky.

What does a Taylor girl do when she gets up in the morning? Goes home.

That is so Taylortucky.

TaylorTucky by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004