SHARP

verb, SHARPed, SHARPing

During the course of Live Action Role Play, while attempting to LARP, a small to medium quantity of shit comes out instead usually accompanied by a seeping odor and a noticeable pause in the SHARPee's discourse.

Wil Wheaton stood atop the mound amidst the LARPers, "Wherefore doth come whence yon... ohp... I..." Wil paused noticeably, "I think I just SHARPed in my pants." The back panel of Wil Wheaton's suit was opened and out spilled brown water and corn.

by Torn Wrecked'em January 8, 2013

sharpen up

to become more aggressive.

Get that mimosa out of your hand, and sharpen up!

by frank June 21, 2004

Sharpie

loner,idiot,and one who is afraid to take risk. A true slag. Named for Matthew Sharp of Texas

Holy Shit your such a sharpie

by Michael Corleone February 25, 2005

smarping

(n) (sum-HAR-ping) A combination of smart & shopping; The act of using coupons and ads to maximize your shopping dollars.

My sister went smarping yesterday. She was gone 3 hours but saved over $100.00!

by TxWarren September 13, 2011

smarphic

A person of punchual intelligance

a smarphic person stood up in class to read his 1st prize essay

by shannakey September 29, 2011

Smarpid

Smarpid is defined as a person who is 80% smart, bill but half stupid.

It was kind of smarpid when Bill brought the charcoal to the cookout but neglected to bring anything to light it with

by Obsoleteprototype May 28, 2018

Smarpid

you except actually smart

yes yes smarpid very

by doccodkokcdcodkcodkckdockquack November 4, 2021