Simple Addition

The ability to add simple numbers to each other. Most people learn how to do this in grade 1 or 2 of school.

Friend: "4+1 = 4"
Me: "wtf, can you not do simple addition?"

by Chaarons May 17, 2022

Simple

Not very intelligent; a person who has difficulty learning things ;lacking in knowledge or expertise

Similar to the word 'daft' which pertains to 'a stupid person; foolish'

Commonly spoken by British English (BrE) speakers, who have quite an extensive vocabulary to express their words.

*friend slips forward attempting to cross motorway and faces head on with a lorry, sending Him 50 metres horizontally

Bloke: oi, fuck you alright mate?
Bloke 2: are you simple? bloody help Him man!

by Danii.j_ May 20, 2022

SIMPlanthropy

A portmanteau of SIMP and philanthropy

A philanthropy movement which is blatantly done for ulterior motives (just like SIMP who's being kind for the sake of getting pussies or penises)

Corporate Social Responsibility?

More like, Corporate's SIMPlanthropy

by Sir. B May 31, 2022

simfluencer

an influencer for the sims.

made by satch on sims.

she is a horrific simfluencer.

he is a toxi simfluencer.

by satch on sims fan June 12, 2022

Simole

A common literary typo wherein an individual mistyped the word, "simple".

Oh no, I accidentally typed simole instead of simple.

by Jevburl August 13, 2022

similise

simply one of the best people you can possibly have in your life. she is kind, smart and amazing. she is supportive in many ways where other people isnt. i wouldnt choose anyone else over her. she is usually placed in the top 10, because of how smart she is.

similise is a lover.

by itszara....hehe September 20, 2022

Simple Josh

Simple Josh is a term that is used in an instance when an employee has made it a habit of showing up late. Can be used for anyone.

EX: Simple Sarah, Simple Dave, and so on and so fourth.

"Oh, Josh showed up late again!"

"oohh Simple Josh"

by Einherjar101 October 12, 2022