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Ashlee Simpson

Quoted in Jane Magazine for saying that she is against lip syncing and would NEVER do it herself.
Was the first performer ever in all thirty something years of saturday night live to get caught lip syncing and just walked off the stage like a dumbass, instead of being a professional and starting over.

The first artist to be Boo'ed off of the stage at the end of her performance because everything about her sucks. Her, her music, ESPECIALLY her singing.

Is riding off her sisters fame and talent.

ONLY has a record contract because her sister Jessica Simpson and her father are in the music industry.

UGLY, FUGLY, and needs some SERIOUS surgery to fix that heap she calls a nose growing on her face.
Also, a heavy attitude adjustment.

Tries harder than Avril to be so PUNK!
But she's failing miserably.
Hey Asslee, dying your hair, and wearing dark clothes and shirts that say "Punk" won't make you "punk" no matter how hard you tap your red ruby slippers together.
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Bryce hall is a simp

Bryce Hall is a simp for Addison Rae. He is in love with her. If you want clear skin stan Braddison.
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bee swarm simulator

a game where you kidnap bees and make them kill shit
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Ashlee Simpson

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To sing without moving your mouth or holding your mic.
"It was acid reflux!"
by SgtSalad November 22, 2004
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Richard Simmons Rule

The Richard Simmons Rule states that adding Richard Simmons to anything makes said anything gayer than it was previously. This can be compounded infinitely.
<Imagine the gayest event ever.>
Person 1: I don't think this could get any gayer.
Person 2: Richard Simmons.
Person 1: Ahh, the Richard Simmons Rule, I stand corrected.
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family simulator

a sex game that's on every porn site, you can't dodge the ad, there is 5% you can dodge it but that's it.
jojo: hey have you heard of family simulator

me: oh my god shut the fuck up everytime i go on any porn site i always see a fucking ad for family simulator
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Simping

The act of treating someone like a celebrity while getting treated as their fan.
John is simping for Jane.
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