Ryan: I almost shit myself tonight walking my dog!
Jon: Had to do the old Poop-id Shuffle back to the toilet, eh?
Jon: Had to do the old Poop-id Shuffle back to the toilet, eh?
by BDJ Ferda August 07, 2020
by j0s1f April 18, 2007
1. The act of sexually arousing a female by completely inserting one (or more) fingers into her vagina, i.e. the third knuckle.
2. The act of sexually arousing a man by the use of the hand, i.e. handjob.
2. The act of sexually arousing a man by the use of the hand, i.e. handjob.
1. When I went to drop off Suzie last night she started blowing me and she squirted all over my leather seats doing the third knuckle shuffle!
2. Maria and I were watching TV, and she wouldn't let me get into her panties but she did the third knuckle shuffle on me.
2. Maria and I were watching TV, and she wouldn't let me get into her panties but she did the third knuckle shuffle on me.
by Tom Thamuz September 02, 2003
An agonizingly long walk covering a short distance where there will be bad news awaiting at the end.
by Axiom Kid April 18, 2007
by Casey April 29, 2003
Slang (Geordie, Newcastle)
Masturbation: The phrase comes from the act of masturbating using the whole hand, wrapping 4 fingers round the shaft of the penis, and the thumb round the other side, hence "five knuckles".
Masturbation: The phrase comes from the act of masturbating using the whole hand, wrapping 4 fingers round the shaft of the penis, and the thumb round the other side, hence "five knuckles".
Geordie 1: Howaye man. Did ye score last night?
Geordie 2: Ney chance. I was gannin' the Five knuckle shuffle till it felt like me hand'd fall off.
Geordie 2: Ney chance. I was gannin' the Five knuckle shuffle till it felt like me hand'd fall off.
by Eddie Faulkner May 22, 2008
The typical methhead walk when trying to play straight while in public. Slightly leaned forward, legs overly bouncy, every third or fourth step is a stabilizing step to the left or right. This is all achived at a power walking pace.
by Yeremy May 06, 2015