Shimster

'Shakin Whatchya Momma Gave ya!

"'Naufil asked me to Shimsterrr" oh yeahhhhh..... ;)

by shimster May 9, 2005

abandon-ship

the cowardly practice of taking the first lifeboat to shore while your fellow statesmen stay behind to bail water and repair the hole you shot in the boat

SHE: What are you doing laying on the beach while your ship goes down?

HE: We don't want to be associated with that sinking ship

SHE: So you think abandon-ship is better than statesmanship...?

HE: No, but we're die-hard scaredy-crats....AND OUR COLLECTIVE BARGAINING AGREEMENT EXEMPTS US FROM HAZARDOUS DUTY...

by op_position March 14, 2011

ship wreck

All hands on deck, seamen running everywhere.

John was reading a porno mag, he turned to the Miss November centrefold and before he knew it there was a ship wreck. All hands on dick and seamen running everywhere

by Ken Bennedy August 9, 2006

Shiesty

Being Shiesty means you don't give a fuck about what someone has to say about you.

Yooo dat bitch shiesty asf!

by Mango Yanny November 4, 2019

ship-wrecked mexican

....or, a Puerto Rican. Nah, bro, he ain't black, he a ship-wrecked Mexican!

'Yo, homey grifted two k off that ship-wrecked Mexican!

by ULtiMaTe oZ April 5, 2006

ship

1.A big noisy water car, on which you travel, meet strangers, drink goon, and endure fallacious relationships in the hope of having hot sex.

2.The the thing illegal immigrants most fear.

3.A expensive space car, used for scouting cool spots to travel to in the hope that it will be used for the same purposes one day as the water car.

Alex: Hey baby! your way hot lets get drunk and have sex.
Sexy Girl: No, I don't fool around with losers.
Alex: Com'on baby we're on a Ship here!
Sexy Girl: Oh yeah, I forgot. Lets go!

Illegal immigrant: El ship! AHHHH!!! NO!

by Dialex December 28, 2005

shiksa

An unclean or non-Jewish girl.

Shiksas are for practice.

by Brother of Moses April 23, 2004