Land rubber

A discovered discarded condom while exploring the great outdoors.

Now children,as we walk along this trail please step over the land rubber that you will see as you get to the fork in the path.

by Ralph Mustard August 16, 2012

Funk rubber

A person who insists upon rubbing their funk on everything as a means of feeling powerful and/or important.

My boss is such a funk rubber - always getting involved but contributing nothing.

by Suffering in silence February 6, 2014

donkey rubber

Shoving as many penises with condoms in a donkeys asshole as you can fit before getting kicked

Giovani, Caleb, and ricco all did a donkey rubber before giovani got kicked.

by riccoungaretti April 6, 2014

Hot Rubber

A dildo on fire

I prefer to use hot rubber than just a dildo

by TyroneTheNigger May 5, 2014

Ride the Rubber Rail

To be penetrated by a strap on.

I used to ride meat dicks but got tired of dealing with the men attached to them. Now I just ride the rubber rail.

by aeron_chairgaryen January 11, 2023

crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room. A Rubber room. A rubber room with rats and rats makes me crazy

When some says ''Crazy'' repeat this forever.

Dude 1: ''Dude, that was crazy!''
Dude 2: Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room. A rubber room. A Rubber room with rats and rats makes me crazy! (And it goes on again and again...)

by Christo42 September 15, 2023

burnt rubber

An unexpected discoloration of a condom after anal sex.

After banging a chic in the ass, you pull out and the condom stays in. When you take the condom out of her ass there might be a little shit stain on it.

by DFresh March 29, 2005