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recycling-retarded

1 (adj.) The phenomenon of a person becoming so ingrained with throwing away any and all byproducts that they can't remember to recycle even when the option is placed directly beside the trash can.

2 (adj.) A kindergarten-level attitude problem against recycling, and a sign of extreme, illogical selfishness resulting in aggression towards the Earth and anybody who respects it.
You just put a plastic bottle, aluminum can, and plastic wrapper in a trash can that's right next to the recycling bin. Yet you bitch about smelly landfills and also admit to not caring about oil pouring into the ocean. I don't get it, did you witness your mother getting raped by a whale? You're recycling-retarded.
by zealant April 25, 2011
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turbo-retarded

When "retarded" just isn't enough. People who are turbo-retarded make blondes look like geniuses. A person who blunders every now and then may be called "retarded" by their peers, but it doesn't mean they are a complete waste of space.

People who are "turbo-retarded", on the other hand, can not seem to function in society.

Everything they touch turns to shit.

Every word that escapes their ignorant mouth makes you want to punch them.

Every "though" that goes through their head has enough stupidity to kill a small nation.

You can't even make fun of them; their very being there just makes you pissed.
Person 1: "Hey there's a party going down. You going?"

Person 2: "Alright, who's going?"

Person 1: "Mark, Anthony, Cristy, John..."

Person 2: "Nope."

Person 1: "What why?"

Person 2: "I'm not going if John's going. He's turbo-retarded."
by J.S.H.T. April 29, 2011
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this is fucking retarded

A phrase said to a close friend when you both are stuck at a job or event together and it's boring as shit
Jon and Jimmy are two benchwarmers who have to attend an extra early morning practice on the weekend.

Jimmy leans closely to Jon during drills and says, "This is fucking Retarded!"
by SuckMyMegatron May 25, 2014
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Homeschool Retarded

A person who is socially awkward, doesnt know how to speak with people, wears strange clothing with pictures of cats and or other animals,cant get a decent mate and has long hair that resembles a horse tail.
The Duggar Girls from the TLC show "13 and counting" are very homeschool retarded.
by coolestgirl1989 October 18, 2009
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completely retarded

completly retarded is a synonym for:
Americans
"How are Americans?"
"Completely retarded."
by |QBA| September 17, 2005
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get retarded

Do drink beyond reason.
To tie one one, to get get puzzled on brew, to go on a bender.
Dude, it's friday and my old lady's out of town, lets get retarded!
by Tuff Guy November 3, 2003
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Ricky Retarded

A polite way of calling someone who is obviously retarded, retarded. Another way of using the word is just simply saying "Ricky" it gets the point across rather well.
"Ey you know they call me Ricky? Ricky retarded."
"Oh I dont know about that Tak fellow, he's a bit Ricky.."
by Donnyderp July 21, 2019
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