retirony

to die shortly before receiving one's pension

Pa was retironied at his desk just before his 65th birthday.

by Richo January 28, 2004

Retina Display

A magical and revolutionary display only found on the iPhone 4. The magic stems from the fact that not only is this display high res but its "Retina" too, meaning high res, in addition to already being high res. This means that the display is double high res!

So even if it does have mediocre contrast (800:1), poor gamut, and inferior viewing angles, you know its high quality. And because your eyes can't even see the pixels you wouldn't even know how washed out it looks!

Steve: "Once you use a Retina Display you can't go back"
Steve: "Were serious thats a rule, its in the ToS"
Steve: "You'll wake up dead if you try, and all your Apps won't work"

by theSakMaster June 25, 2010

Efrom the Retarded Rabbit

Bugs Bunny's real name

"All in favor of Bugs Bunny raise your hand...all in favor of Efrom the Retarded Rabbit raise your hand."
"Oh you can all go to hell."

by Simeon October 16, 2004

retart

retart for the dumb fucks who cant spell retard and claim that retart is actually the real way to say it and spell it. RETARD IS THE REAL WAY TO SPELL IT AND SAY IT. RETARDS.

Jon: you are such a retart.
Dave: dont you mean retard? you retard.
Jon: no wtf is retard? its retart.

by ischoolu October 3, 2008

retarded cunt

To defined a stupid woman in a derrogatory manner.

Melanie is crossed eye, and a retarded cunt.

by RonnieYVR November 14, 2007

retard in aluminum foil

What a lady's knight in shining armor becomes when she really gets to know him.

I thought he was my knight in shining armor. Turns out, he was just a retard in aluminum foil!

by sweetnsassi February 20, 2010

Retard Rocket

Slang term that originated in acient Rome referring to the retard form of tranportation, which during those times was a chariot with square wheels. Currently known as the short bus, which my current roommate takes to college everyday. His name is Andy.

Andy, climb your fat ass into that retard rocket or your masturbating priveleges will be taken away.

by John Molstad April 17, 2005