Confetti Queef

V. Used in description of a loose woman who has such a large vagina that she often expells "confetti" or foreign objects from her vagina when queeffing uncontrollably

She is so gross I bet she confetti queefs all the time.

by Rick Raida October 4, 2006

quaffle

When a girl with blue waffle queefs

Known to be make a grown man shit himself

Girl: Just stick it in me! (Opens legs and...)
Cvleektklelalskeghtelz! (qwaffles)
Guy: I just shit myself and I need to brush my teeth.
Girl: Sorry about my quaffle
Guy: (leaves)

by Perplexing Enigma April 10, 2011

quaf

noun: an obnoxiously large mountain shaped or seed bumb like fold of hair on top of a females head.

that girls quaf could pretect me from getting shot in world war 2.

by tori caputo and jenn ward. but mostly tori November 5, 2007

Queef

1. a vaginal release of air, such as one would fart

2. an insult you would give to someone, such as one would would call them a wanker, homo or a shitface

1. I though she farted after sex, but i was wrong

2. you a such a queef

by Cyberpunkspike February 14, 2003

Queef

a fart from the vigina

mike queef!!

by bob May 20, 2004

quaff

slang term used to describe ones hair.
first used by mr.lif in his "Dreadfro" song off the "Live at The Middle east" album.

Im gonna sing a song about the evolution of my QUAFF

by d3n1z da cookie monster August 21, 2007

queef

An expulsion of gaseous air from the vagina. Also known as: snatch smoke, cunt cloud, cunt condensation, pussy vapor, pussy puff, breath of vagina, box fog, twat smog.

1. "Dude, did you go down on her?" "No way man, I didn't want her to queef me in the face."

2. We were in the midst of a chicken fight, and she was on top of my shoulders when I felt a pussy puff on the back of my neck.

3. She ripped off her clotes and spread her legs. But, as I was about to insert my penish, she exhaled some twat smog, and I lost my erection.

by nick863 April 19, 2006