porch monkey

A lazy oil changing sign guy. Looks black but talks white

Shef doesn't do shit on his day off and sleeps with dirty white women. He loves Gixxer Mike. Shef be a porch monkey

by WD40 January 2, 2008

Porchmen

The people who have nothing better to do than to sit on their porch and watch the cars drive by. Their always poor as shit and usually black.

When Pat, Amber, Jared and I drove down Pleseant Street, we saw a shit load of porchmen, and most of them were blacksmen.

by Aaron Sager August 24, 2008

Parched 08'

McPhee, May Long 08' when everyone remembered the alcohol and forgot the water.

"Wow, I am parched 08'"

by McPhee08 November 13, 2011

Porch Monkey

A nigger

Get off my lawn you porch monkey before i hang your ass.

by bowenrbrooks May 7, 2018

Porchie

When your buddy calls you late at night and wants to have an ice cold beer with you on the front porch.

Alex - “Hey Dan, wanna come over and have a porchie?”
Dan - “Sure, what’s going on bud?”
Alex - “Well I got my sister pregnant again.”
Dan - “Sounds like a good night for a Porchie”

by Tim Boyle August 2, 2019

Porch Preacher

A person (most likely a man) that sits in his front yard or garage and preaches about God. You may see him with a guitar.

That man right there is a PORCH PREACHER.

by rewrew July 31, 2009

short porch

In the same family as the upper decker,a short porch is the act of defecating on ones toilet seat whether it be for fun or revenge

I felt like being an asshole so I pulled a short porch in ryans bathroom

by SJ Vegas October 18, 2008