porch monkey

A lazy oil changing sign guy. Looks black but talks white
Shef doesn't do shit on his day off and sleeps with dirty white women. He loves Gixxer Mike. Shef be a porch monkey
by WD40 December 07, 2007
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McCrayZ

The craziest of crazy women. 10 levels past bat shit crazy.
Example: Amanda, was so ugly no one would reproduce with her and so crazy she pretended .to be pregnant for a year and then gave birth to a plastic baby. She's McCrayZ
by Wd40 May 15, 2015
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