WD40's definitions

porch monkey

A lazy oil changing sign guy. Looks black but talks white

Shef doesn't do shit on his day off and sleeps with dirty white women. He loves Gixxer Mike. Shef be a porch monkey

by WD40 January 2, 2008

McCrayZ

The craziest of crazy women. 10 levels past bat shit crazy.

Example: Amanda, was so ugly no one would reproduce with her and so crazy she pretended .to be pregnant for a year and then gave birth to a plastic baby. She's McCrayZ

by Wd40 May 16, 2015