Dank Protes

A term used by wannabe meat heads and weight lifters for protein.

Bro!! I took to much dank protes after our last lift sesh and got squirt shits again !

I forgot to wash the dank protes out of my shaker cup now it smells like my sisters ass.

by terry TERRY TURTLE January 11, 2019

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Redneck Protein Shake

A concoction most commonly created by crushing Cheetos into a fine powder and proceeding to mix with Mountain Dew until evenly blended.

"Jim Bob said he always drinks a redneck protein shake before sex because it gives him the stamina he needs to fuck both his sister AND his cousin in the same day"

"I like to drink a redneck protein shake while NASCAR is on. It gives me the energy I need to beat my wife when Clint Bowyer loses."

by XxICEBULL3TxX November 5, 2019

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THUNFISCH PROTEIN SHAKE

The best protein shake made by german baddibillding legend MARKUS RUEL

*take it out of Microwave*

"IS BRUTAL the Thunfisch Protein Shake"

by anonymous March 18, 2021

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(Un)protected Six

When the beautiful properties of the number 6 often lead her to unexpected or undesirable results, as she explores meaningful relationships with other numbers, who often lie to her about their alleged power or connection to take advantage of her.

Since hearing about her recurring misery, both pi and phi had stepped forward to advise (un)protected six against befriending numerical or geometrical wolves in sheep’s clothing.

by Fasters May 22, 2022

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