poltard

A Polish person of limited ability, sense and reason.

"that woytek is such a fucking Poltard three years learning English and all the cunt can say is "yes".

by lighterfuel October 25, 2009

Poptart

A reference to players in certain video games (Mechwarrior, Halo, etc...) who jump up from behind obstacles that conceal them to shoot the opposing team or player. A very n00by person poptarts alot, almost as their sole form of combat.

*Blaza jumps from behind a hill and kills vipetheviper with one shot*

Mechwarrior Vipetheviper: "C'mon Blaza, don't be such a poptart! You have more dignity than that."
Mechwarrior Blaza: "Oh yea? What'll you do about it."

*Blaza jumps from behind a hill and kills vipetheviper with one shot AGAIN*

by TShead April 29, 2008

Poptart

1) An insult often used by Cami. There is no definite definition, the only clearly stated definition is in the Napkin to English Dictionary.

2) The best breakfast food ever. They're cooler than you.

1) Cami: You're such a poptart.
Person #1: ...What?
Person #2: Look it up in the Napkin to English Dictionary.
Person #1: Right-o!
Cami: WHOO! I HAS PUDDING!

2) I ate some poptarts, therefore my stomach is cooler than you.

by Cami (Is cooler than you) March 18, 2007

Harry Potter Chub

Many men envy this elusive type of chub (erection). While attaining a 1/2 or even 3/4 chub is a well respected achievement, the Harry Potter Chub is a holy grail in the eyes of a man. The reference to Harry Potter is a nod to the Platform 9 and 3/4 as initially seen in the book. Such an erection, thus, goes beyond the normal realm of chubs. When a man surpasses the half chub with ease, a Harry Potter Chub is likely to arouse, while mysteriously skipping past all numbers in between.

To attain such a desirable chub, a man is usually subject to seeing an extremely attractive woman and/or objects such as HBT, jeeps, beer, colorado, sandwiches etc. This certain chub can cause pants to tighten and young children to scream. Use caution.
Also known as the HP chub or the Ron Jeremy Chub (RJ chub), who subsequently has a 9 and 3/4 inch penis at full girth. It's not a coincidence.

Mike: Hey have you seen any hotties lately?
Jeff: Yeah, there was this really hot chick in my accounting class. She was giving me a solid Harry Potter Chub.

Mike: Skeet skeet!

Jeff: Why are both our dicks so big, Mike?
Mike: We have been blessed by Hagrid!

by pudslapp48 November 3, 2010

Harry Potter

a set of fairly entertaining books that somehow have taken over the world, firmly ensconced themselves in the minds of teenagers, adults, and innocent children alike, and have generated millions of dollars through mass public hysteria.

Kid: I went to get Harry Potter last night at midnight!!

Other Kid: Harry Potter makes me cry because of its dark murders and battle scenes.

Kid: Loser.

by youknowyouloveme August 9, 2005

potter head

being so addicted to Harry Potter, his world, and the franchise in general, it becomes like a drug, forcing you to go to gossip sights, and a midnight party or two. in extreme cases you may end up lying in bed crying because the series is now over. derived from pot head.

dude, Jackie is such a potter head, she has Harry sheets and wallpaper! something is seriously wrong with her!

true dat.

by Bensonhurst December 31, 2008

Poptard

One who is ignorant in matters of pop culture. This is a general term which includes the Cinematard.

Heather - "Who's Britney Spears?"
Greta - "Girl, you are a real poptard if you don't know who Britney Spears is."

by Schween D'Borscht January 5, 2009