A dance one does when dealt dem poki-roki's (two aces) in your hole cards in texas hold-em. The dances choreography is that of raising ones arms while your hands are pointing outwards horizontally; then making a 'wobbling' motion with your arms and head.
Much has been debated over the origins of the poki-roki dance. Some have even proclaimed it was first used by the Ancient Egyptians (due its similar style). However it was infact first used in a poker room in Aberdeen during the early 21st century by players desperate to be dealt dem poki-roki's.
It is now used by many who want or who have just been dealt two aces.
Much has been debated over the origins of the poki-roki dance. Some have even proclaimed it was first used by the Ancient Egyptians (due its similar style). However it was infact first used in a poker room in Aberdeen during the early 21st century by players desperate to be dealt dem poki-roki's.
It is now used by many who want or who have just been dealt two aces.
The following two scenarios show a realistic reenactment of a typical poki-roki- dance related converstation
Example 1:
(player is dealt aces) Player: 'do the poki-roki dance!' (Note: this is usually done online to avoid tells)
Example 2:
(player want aces) Player 1: 'do the poki-roki dance!'
Player 2: 'how? What is it'
Player 3: 'are you a n00b?
Player 1: queck to the left then queck to the right. I love dem rocks!
Example 1:
(player is dealt aces) Player: 'do the poki-roki dance!' (Note: this is usually done online to avoid tells)
Example 2:
(player want aces) Player 1: 'do the poki-roki dance!'
Player 2: 'how? What is it'
Player 3: 'are you a n00b?
Player 1: queck to the left then queck to the right. I love dem rocks!
by RaySmey April 14, 2010
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Guy 2: yeah, but she's poked like over 100 people as well
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A portmanteau (I believe that's the correct spelling, a combination of two words in one, not dissimilar to a contraction.) of Pocket Monsters. Started by Japanese developer -something- Satoshi from 1990 to its release date six years later. Based off of the small, spherical capsules holding collectable toys. It spawned several side-fanchises like toys, a trading card game, and even an anime
Throughout the five generations, somewhere around 20-22 main-series titles have been released, as well as extras like the Myster Dungeon and Pinball games. This started with Red and Green, and is leading now with Black 2 and White 2.
Unsurprsingly, many people here are butthurt and hold the first two of these Generations, Red (J), Green (J), Red, Blue,Yellow, Gold, Silver, and Crystal as the highest and superior game because they are too ignorant to accept the games that have come around for over a decade. They are known as "Gewunners."
Throughout the five generations, somewhere around 20-22 main-series titles have been released, as well as extras like the Myster Dungeon and Pinball games. This started with Red and Green, and is leading now with Black 2 and White 2.
Unsurprsingly, many people here are butthurt and hold the first two of these Generations, Red (J), Green (J), Red, Blue,Yellow, Gold, Silver, and Crystal as the highest and superior game because they are too ignorant to accept the games that have come around for over a decade. They are known as "Gewunners."
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Bob: Come on, man, why do you gotta be a Genwunner? Just try it out...
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Two friends drive along. The driver pokes the passenger.
Passenger: "Hey man, what was..?"
The driver points to a silver Prius parked a block away.
Driver: "Prius Poke."
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The driver points to a silver Prius parked a block away.
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As in 'Gotta catch 'em all'
Inherently to sleep with more than one person in your friendship group, especially to actively try to have them all.
As in 'Gotta catch 'em all'
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'Mate, i think this weekend is bordering on a pokemon fuck up'
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The usual rules imply that clothes are removed from the head down, and pairs of items such as socks must be taken off in that pair, they cannot be split up into 2 articles of clothing. Jewelry and/or Glasses do not count as an article of clothing.
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