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A dance one does when dealt dem poki-roki's (two aces) in your hole cards in texas hold-em. The dances choreography is that of raising ones arms while your hands are pointing outwards horizontally; then making a 'wobbling' motion with your arms and head.

Much has been debated over the origins of the poki-roki dance. Some have even proclaimed it was first used by the Ancient Egyptians (due its similar style). However it was infact first used in a poker room in Aberdeen during the early 21st century by players desperate to be dealt dem poki-roki's.

It is now used by many who want or who have just been dealt two aces.
The following two scenarios show a realistic reenactment of a typical poki-roki- dance related converstation

Example 1:

(player is dealt aces) Player: 'do the poki-roki dance!' (Note: this is usually done online to avoid tells)

Example 2:

(player want aces) Player 1: 'do the poki-roki dance!'

Player 2: 'how? What is it'

Player 3: 'are you a n00b?

Player 1: queck to the left then queck to the right. I love dem rocks!
by RaySmey April 14, 2010
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Some say you only need 15% ROI in poker, but Andy 'Bad Beat', known as Zygodactyl on Full Tilit Poker, the online trash talking phenomenon has 20%.

It was during one of the famous cash games at Ray & Dons Room AKA the very big game where the term queck was first used. Andy, meaning to check accidentally said 'queck'. The table was in awe. Everyone loved the word queck so much, wanting to use it as much as possible therefore decided queck would be a good substitute for most words in the dictionary. 'lol' was now lol-queck, ('check' was obviously now queck - a crowd favourite) and 'what a sick beat you fishy n00b' became simply queck-a-queck-queck-queck-quecky-n00b.

Controversially, queck has been used in more than a majority of words (besides verbs, nouns, adjectives etc) such as pronouns, conjunctions and by some people literally every word possible.
'Your a quecking donk'

(In doing the poki-roki dance) 'Queck to the left then queck to the right

'Why would you queck on the turn, you should have quecked!'

'Queck Quecky Mc-Queck Queck Queck Queck Queck Queck!'
by RaySmey April 14, 2010
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