ploobldoo

When you have to poo and it has to be rushed because someone has to use the bathroom badly

Hurry up in there. I have to go! "Hold on, I'll have to ploobldoo it"

by ImAPloobldooer December 17, 2024

ploobldoo

When you have to poop but someone else also has to use the bathroom

Someone else: "Hey do you mind if I use the bathroom first? I have to pee."
You: "Sure go ahead, I guess I'll have to ploobldoo it for now"

by ImAPloobldooer December 17, 2024

Phoop

The sensation or the feeling that you have to poop, but all you have is gas and the feeling relieves after the gas pressure.

I felt like I had to poop so bad, but all I had was gas. So all I did was phoop

by Breaking wind January 18, 2025

Ploob

Someone who is less than adequate. Could also mean a dump.

Holy moly that child is such a ploob. Can’t even get out of his wheelchair.

by hardshunter689 February 4, 2025

Plop Plop Jizz Jizz

During the course of a performance of a Brother Blumpkin, the guy on the receiving end of the blumpkin drops two turds seconds apart creating a plop plop sound when hitting the water in the toilet and then blows his load into the mouth of the other guy performing the blumpkin who in turn blows his load all over himself thus the sequence of plop plop jizz jizz.

Joe was giving John a Brother Blumpkin. When John's feces hit the toilet water, a Plop Plop Jizz Jizz occurred.

by HANDLEWHAT February 19, 2025

plookable

plookable

adjective

1 a robot attractive enough for a human to consider plooking

2 a human attractive enough for a robot to consider plooking

3 a robot attractive enough for another robot or gang of robots to consider plooking

Ava, the female robot from “Ex Machina” is extremely plookable. I could plook her all night long.

If you want to listen to some plookable music then go to suno.com/@theplooker
Find out if you're plookable at plookable.com

by ThePlooker March 2, 2025

Plooting

Plooting - to attempt to bottom during gay sex and fail due to the inability to relax the inner rectum sphincter, resulting in pain and tears.

"I attempted to take Gary at the bathhouse, but his horsecock had me plooting out in seconds."

"She said she was game to go anal but the bitch plooted on me"

by Plootarch March 7, 2025