Imaginary collaborator/owner that magically appears when someone tries to further lowball previously rejected offer
Buyer: We ain`t buying that s*** anymore my friend
Supplier: How about a absolutely new offer for same stuff, look at this quote from PersiaEnigma
Buyer: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Supplier: How about a absolutely new offer for same stuff, look at this quote from PersiaEnigma
Buyer: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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After stating his view of government you espoused, the perscrumpled old man apologized for his belligerence and agitation he displayed.
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A wonderful name based of the goddess Persephone. It’s often misspelled and is uncommon but it’s truly beautiful, just like those named it. Persephane is the kind of person that’s over the top and always makes you laugh but when you need her she is there willing to help you. There’s times shes frustrating, there’s times shes sad but in the end she’s going to be your best friend. From her gorgeous hair and warm eyes she is amazing. So to all the Persephanes that have never seen something dedicated to them or haven’t found their name on a keychain at the gas station. Felt the pain of l having had it misspelled or wrongly corrected, I’ve written this definition in hopes that one night you look up your name and know it’s lovely.
by anonymous March 24, 2025
Get the Persephane mug.A person who, upon being reminded of a prior request to procure an item—having entirely forgotten to do so—claims with confident falsehood that the order was already placed, often citing obscure delays or an exaggerated lead time. Subsequently, gripped by guilt or panic, the individual places the order belatedly in a clandestine effort to preserve the illusion of diligence.
E.g. "Despite never having contacted the supplier, Reginald, a masterful Pershorderer, assured Lady Cartwright the candelabras were en route from Vienna, then hastily ordered them that afternoon."
by On The Juice May 20, 2025
Get the Pershorder mug.A person who, upon being reminded of a prior request to procure an item—having entirely forgotten to do so—claims with confident falsehood that the order was already placed, often citing obscure delays or an exaggerated lead time. Subsequently, gripped by guilt or panic, the individual places the order belatedly in a clandestine effort to preserve the illusion of diligence.
"Despite never having contacted the supplier, Reginald, a masterful Pershorder, assured Lady Cartwright the candelabras were en route from Vienna, then hastily ordered them that afternoon."
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A socially awkward or emotionally vulnerable person exploited by their peer group—used for errands, favors, or emotional labor—under the false illusion of friendship.
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A socially awkward or emotionally vulnerable person exploited by their peer group—used for errands, favors, or emotional labor—under the false illusion of friendship.
"They only kept Gooch around so he’d do their dirty work, bring the weed, and take the fall. Total peerslave.”
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