A cataclysmic comeback to "ur dad lesbian", this insult detonates at 1,000,000,000,000 power. Turns entire bloodlines into "Live Laugh Love" signs and converts MAGA hats into pride flags. Warning: May cause Karens to melt into essential oils.
*Kyle: "ur dad lesbian 😎"
Enby Overlord: "ur parent straight."
Kyle: transforms into a nonbinary forest elf
His lifted truck becomes a community garden.
Enby Overlord: "ur parent straight."
Kyle: transforms into a nonbinary forest elf
His lifted truck becomes a community garden.
by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025
Get the ur parent straightmug. by nosebleedboi January 4, 2018
Get the chronic parentsmug. The people that wanted to have sex but didn't want a child and accidentally gave birth to you. They claim that they're "helping you" When they want to torture you becuase you take time and effort. They were the ones who decided to have you!
Kid: " Mom, Do parents care for their children?"
Mom: "No honey, Thye don't they just wanted to have sex and you were only an accident."
Mom: "No honey, Thye don't they just wanted to have sex and you were only an accident."
by Mister Doge September 15, 2020
Get the Parentsmug. Generally grand parents find them selves forced back into the business of raising kids, when their adult children become junkies, and are no longer able to care for their spawn.
Next door neighbors are now rewind parents, canceling retirement, to raise there grankids after its mother was declared an unfit mother.
by sword2fish June 19, 2018
Get the rewind parentsmug. When you ask your parents for the latest PlayStation, but instead you get older, more obscure gaming console Commodore CDTV / Philips CD-i / Casio Loopy because your parents don't want to get addicted to video games. Same as when you ask your parents for the latest smartphone, but instead you get Texas Instrument calculator that has always been the same since 1995, a Jewish flip phone, an MP3 nugget, and a digital camcorder because your parents don't want to get addicted to smartphone.
When I asked my parents for the latest PlayStation, I ended up with a Commodore CDTV instead, highlighting the classic parental technology mismatch.
by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025
Get the parental technology mismatchmug. It is a gender nuteral term for Mom/Dad friend.
They are often the friend in the group who is the most responsible or like a parent. They might check in on the group the most and give advice and stop them from getting in trouble
They are often the friend in the group who is the most responsible or like a parent. They might check in on the group the most and give advice and stop them from getting in trouble
by IceTea124 December 3, 2022
Get the Parent Friendmug. My parents is a good person.
by Sonyc September 22, 2023
Get the parentmug.