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poor bloody mary

A bitch so broke she wears the same pad for her entire cycle
Damn I fucked up and married a nasty ass poor bloody Mary. Them hoes are some Nasty poor bloody Marys
by ronin007 March 6, 2014
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John Poore

King Nasty. King to Queen Nasty. Father of Princess and Prince Nasty. Accompanied by The Duke of Nasty and the Duchess of Nasty.

Bend the knee. Bow before your king.
Peasant: “It’s John Poore!”
Townfolk of Nasty: “ALL HAIL KING NASTY!” 👌🏼
John Poore: “……Corner.”
by pixidust June 8, 2025
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poor check

When someone asks if you have enough money for a item or service you are trying to purchase.
"Yeah my mom poor checked me when I asked if I could buy a sword"
by AidenTucky March 20, 2024
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poor banker

A hobo that asks you to "deposit" your money to his "bank" instead of you depositing your money somewhere else.
broke kid: *sees a thick pocket* Ayy lmao wanna deposit your money? 100% of your money goes to my benefit!
rich kid: No mate I'd rather go to wells fargo.
bystanders: Crikey! $That poor banker got a run for his money!
by watdafuq January 8, 2019
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poor connection

When you on facetime and that blurred screen with a triangle and exclamation mark in the middle of it pop up. BAHAHHAHHAAHAH
me: take me off poor connection...
them: *starts glitching* that's yo connection.
the phone: "reconnecting"......
Me: *hangs up*...... *calls back*
by Nawfside.off.da.Souf May 24, 2021
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Poor tori...

A term you say around any female who isnt named tori, (if they are named tori, say poor zoe) to freak them out and create awkward moments.
Dash: poor tori...
Jack: but im Jack!
Dash: poor tori...
Jack: what?
by Dash Reid April 11, 2008
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Christmas poorness

When Christmas F***s its self and Santa's Poor
by Hot Poket April 21, 2018
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