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messiah politicians

A term used to describe grandiose politicians who consider themselves saviors and expect all of their constituents to kneel at the altars of their perversely pious and pseudo-religious claptrap that is clearly designed to keep their authoritarian leadership dreams intact and growing.
Well let’s see, “Who exactly are the messiah politicians?” you may ask as you can’t help but immediately visualize the barely controlled explosive rage on the ruddy faces of Rick and Donald!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2023
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Politically Inconvenient

These days, anything that approximates THE TRUTH, is fake news, anti-American, anarchistic or delusional.
COVID 19 hasn't miraculously disappeared, testing for COVID 19 doesn't increase case incidence, Hydroxychloroquine and the My Pillow guy do not have a PROVEN cure for COVID 19.
Tens of thousands of Americans have needlessly died from COVID 19 because of conspiracy theory bullshit, Q-fuckingAnon and executive branch indecisiveness and Trump-level corruption that exists right up until this very fucking moment.
So, who ya voting for?
Well, for me, Trump is Politically Inconvenient.
Yeah, me too.
by YAWA August 30, 2020
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politician

A person who can talk for hours and never say anything.
little shit: I'm going to be a politician when I grow up
-what?
by RagnavokeSA May 15, 2013
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Honest politician

The honest politician was said to be found in wester Europe
by Mc gazer October 18, 2015
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The Honest Politician

The act of inserting one's penis and balls into his own anus at the same time. Impossible, just like the possibility of an honest politician ever existing.
Jim: So, Tom what did you do last night?

Tom: I labored for hours and hours trying to give myself The Honest Politician.

Jim: The Honest Politician? What the fuck is that?

Tom: You know, it's when you try to put your own cock and balls up your own ass at the same time.

Jim: Oh, I get it. That shit's impossible, kind of like finding an honest politician.

Tom: Exactly.
by Tom912 February 20, 2009
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Shitty European politic

When some sack head tries to ban memes
Angela Merkel: VE VILL BAN SE MEMES IN EUROP
Meme bois: wow angela merkel is one shitty european politic
by The silent shart July 2, 2018
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politically correct

A pejorative term, and straw man for a political movement fabricated by United States conservatives in about 1980 to discredit the liberal cause, and its ideas.
Whether it be any poorly handled incident where a home office minister gets ticked off for using 'nitty-gritty' in a speech, school children brought before judges for playground racial taunts, to reports of doctors reprimanded for not giving men cervical smears, they all propel an instruction of disapproval about 'politically correct madness' and for one purpose: to mock the entire liberal cause in the process. Plain-talking conservatives who yearn for 'common sense and clear thinking debate' would never fall to such liberal follies.

Thus, any environmental campaign, any discussion about global warming, any case of sexual harassment, or any response to racial prejudice, can be portrayed as the irrational exponents of 'political correctness'.
by Alan Mac June 12, 2006
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