Sloppy tootsie thumb plugger

A massage technique where the masseuse simultaneously sucks on the client’s big toe and inserts a thumb into their anus.

When you go to Massage Envy, don’t forget to ask for the Sloppy Tootsie Thumb Plugger from the secret menu.

by ellllllllllle December 21, 2019

your-age-plus-half-your-age-minus-seven

how someone can decide how old he/she can go before dating someone who is older

Before I date any man who is older than me, I do the your-age-plus-half-your-age-minus-seven math problem to make sure he is not too old for me.

by kimmickal September 13, 2009

double pluggers

the highest standard of thongs, two lugs though the sole on each side .
if it has one plug it is only good for showers, two plugs and you can wear it out to dinner, to the pub, a wedding, a funeral, single pluggers should be banned,they are a hazard..

"where'd ya get ya double pluggers from Wazza?", "$5 from kmart Davo,where else?"

by Fluff dice May 20, 2008

butt plug fell out

Used when something very shocking or unfortunate happens to you.

Jeff's butt plug just fell out.

by getmoney111 January 7, 2005

pluh

a word used if you forget what you were talking about that makes the other person forget everything you and they said
(look them right in the nose and say PLUH!!!)

person1:so do you want to come with

person2: PLUH!!!!

person1: so how hav you been

by mr dudie March 1, 2008

plutoed

to be demoted without due cause or reason

I was captain of the ship for one day, but then I was plutoed.

by DkLdAp December 17, 2006

Plumber's Cocktail

Half a pint of beer mixed with half a pint of CLR. Gives you an awesome buzz, and in right quantities, can cause hallucogenic effects.

I drank a Plumber's Cocktail once. And then I killed a bus driver!

by Bob Landry January 1, 2005