Placebo Hangover

A phenomenon that can only be put down to self trickery.
When you go out one night and decide not to drink, everyone else around you is drinking or already drunk to the point of obliteration. You go about your night sobre, maybe get caught up in the present drunken vibe, retire late / early morning - with everybody else.
You wake up at an un-godly hour of the day due to the late night - BUT, you feel shittier than times when you've been unrealistically drunk.

It is clear that the brain is either so used to dealing with excessive alcohol - blood ratio on a saturday night, it brings you down the next day regardless, OR you are such a lightweight, that just being around alcohol is enough to bring on a hangover.

Personal experience shows the latter observation to be false.

Dude 1: Dude, I feel WORSE today than most hangovers .. W..T..F!?! I was sobre all night!

Dude 2: Placebo Hangover dude *shakes head* .. my condolences

by RyRy28 September 16, 2011

Phaneufing

To give back or donate items generously to others. such as presents, cars or hockey pucks.

I didnt feel so good this morning until I started phaneufing.

by Mp May 13, 2013

Placeblow

The act of simulating a blowjob by starting off with your mouth but finishing with your hand, all while maintaining an up and down head motion. Good for larger penises. (Pronounced pluh-cee-blo)

My jaw was tired and it was dark in there, so I just gave him a placeblow. He said it was the best BJ he ever had.

by jennab November 6, 2013

Panera Canal

Eating your Panera bread bowl of soup, biting a face into it, sticking your dick in the mouth, and getting it refilled with soup.

It's been awhile for me, but I'm too dignified to beat my meat, guess I'm going down the Panera Canal tonight.

by Adrenaline guy May 11, 2019

better place tax

A figurative tax that's imposed on people who do a job that benefits society, or as the "Silicon Valley" cliche goes, "makes the world a better place." Because more people want to do meaningful jobs than worthless ones, the pay tends to be lower. The opposite is the douchebag bonus, where someone makes more money for doing a job that contributes zero or negative value to society.

Jimmy works as as a researcher who has made significant advances in cancer treatment, but he only makes $70k a year because of the better place tax. Meanwhile, Chazz the hedge fund manager gets a huge douchebag bonus and managed to rake in $10 million last year even though all he did was lose a bunch of rich people a bunch of money.

by Nicholas D July 25, 2015

Booger Panel

The panel underneath the driver or passenger seat of a car where boogers are wiped and stored with the idea that nobody will ever see them...ever.

Shit, I rented a car the other day and went to wipe a booger on the booger panel but realized it was pretty much crusted over already. Now my hand it completely contaminated. Kill me.

by BabyFishMouth December 31, 2016

elm place

elm place used to be the best middle school in highland park until it got closed. it’s way better than edgewood or northwood. the og elm place kids are lit af 😎 there weren’t a lot of students, so everyone knew each other and there wasn’t any big drama. the teachers were lit (except mrs. weaver) and the school was so fun.

i miss mr shilkus

person 1: hey bro do u remember elm place
person 2: yes i miss it so much, i wish we could have stayed there for longer

by hehehoohooothot October 16, 2019