An abstract vittle frequently served by one individual during a ghastly period of superlative ownage.
Jasper: What the hell!? I cant even do anything!?
Milton: Shut up bitch and munch on those Ownions....
Jasper: whaaaaaaaaaa?
Milton: Shut up bitch and munch on those Ownions....
Jasper: whaaaaaaaaaa?
by Fritz A. Wollner September 28, 2005
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An effective way to get someone in a chat room(Omegle, Chatroullete, etc.) to leave.
An effective way to get someone in a chat room(Omegle, Chatroullete, etc.) to leave.
(Omegle conversation)
Stranger: hey asl???
You: I own a horse.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey asl???
You: I own a horse.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
by gogogogomaniac January 17, 2011
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by itch December 28, 2003
Get the owned mug.A stupid trend on Myspace that is when someone puts a picture on, their friends comment it and say "I own!". Gay. Anyways, them myspace addits can also put in the captions "Ashley owns" or somthin.
-(picture comment)"I love this pic! Can I own it?"
-(picture captions) "Ashley owns"
-"Ashley is already picture-owning that pic. Own the other one"
-(picture captions) "Ashley owns"
-"Ashley is already picture-owning that pic. Own the other one"
by Pharee July 5, 2007
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Also used to be ironic and annoy the living fuck out of your friends
Mostly used as a term of sexual interest though
Also used to be ironic and annoy the living fuck out of your friends
Mostly used as a term of sexual interest though
Person 1: You wanna have sex?
Person 2: OwO I mean, What are you implying?
Person 1: Dude, Are you dumb? I just asked to you wanna fuck or not?
Person 2: OwO I mean, What are you implying?
Person 1: Dude, Are you dumb? I just asked to you wanna fuck or not?
by ThtGenderfluidFryingPan December 14, 2021
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Ben: hey babe where were you yesterday
abby: I was with tara we had a sleep over
Ben: ok thanks for bieng honest
Tara: Where were you yesterday you wasnt with me
Abby: I was with Owais dont tell anyone but we had the best sex he made me soo wett
Tara: I need a Owais in my life
abby: I was with tara we had a sleep over
Ben: ok thanks for bieng honest
Tara: Where were you yesterday you wasnt with me
Abby: I was with Owais dont tell anyone but we had the best sex he made me soo wett
Tara: I need a Owais in my life
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