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no u noob

Me: ur mom es gay
Thou: no u noob
Me: that doesn't work, I am too powerful
Thou: oh no i died
by bobthe1rst October 23, 2019
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noob guard

On a modern bicycle, the rear gears (called a cassette) are separated from the spokes of the rear wheel by a plastic disc. The purpose is a preventative measure if the chain slips off into the wheel, the spokes are not destroyed; which keeps the rider safer from injury. However, if the limits on the derailleur are adjusted correctly, this should never be an issue. Typically, the plastic discs are removed from a newly purchased bike, else the cyclist will be considered a newbie or noob by colleagues.
Mr. Spandex: "You haven't removed your noob guard yet?"
New Biker: "Isn't it there for a purpose?"
Mr. Spandex: "It's just extra weight!"
by Philip the Water Tank December 31, 2010
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Noob Goblin

Troll in training . Basically a Noob troll but a goblin is a baby form of a troll in some planets.
Y!A:
Question: How do i eat babies!@?
huhruhrru..?

A: Noob goblin much^?
by sapphireheartsz September 19, 2010
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Fake Noob

An individual who plays on a newly created account to play with people way below his/her skill level
I only lost because of that fake noob
by Gee Wizz March 17, 2019
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ben noob

the gayest boy alive that is obsessed with anime boys
wow... he's such a "ben noob"
by juicz January 12, 2020
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Noob Lair

A Noob Lair is a specific area in a MMORPG or map on a multiplayer game where 1 or more noobs usually hide or stay after considering it sufficient, a noob lair is goes through multiple stages:

Noob nest:1 noob,the starter, who may lead any other noobs who decide to join him in it

Noob Lair: 2 or more noobs, this is where the chain of command begins to appear.

Noob castle: 50 or more noobs, large area becomes their hideout, but isn't to hard to locate.

Noobs consider a variety of things before making their nest:
MMORPG:
1. Xp supply, they use any nearby monsters like a farm, killing it again and again to supply their hunger.
2. Nearby friendly towns, noobs don't enjoy a public area, some might, and make corners of cities their lair. They do need a area to trade and get stuff they need.
3. Hostile towns nearby, noobs enjoy having a area to raid and attack if necessary, but not if it attracts high-levels.
4. Scenery, noobs love living in a awesome- looking area.

IN FPS:
1.View, a noob must be able to see all his victims before they see him
2. ammo, a respawning supply of ammo is necessary.

Sometimes the starter of a noob nest becomes extremely hostile, attacking all nearby foes, this noob is a noob hermit, a loner.
Player 1: "Hey look at all those noobs!"
Player 2: "Yeah what a noob lair"
by asfsafas September 19, 2009
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Noob roc

Used to describe a person who is unskilled and noob as same as roc.
You are as noob as noob roc
by bird666 April 29, 2021
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